Boooorrrrrreeeedddddddd
I am so, so bored. All my staff have gone to the pub. I've loads to do but instead I've eaten four bags of Hula Hoops just for the lolz.

Shall I eat some more Hula Hoops, do you think?

I would like to say thank you to the new folk who've given /OT a whirl over the past couple of weeks. Good show. You should all come to my (and Stunned's and Lampers' etc) bash on October 1st. It's not a trap, honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:45, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hear hear!
Have another bag. I am feeling like shit also and luckily will be going home at 3.30pm.


Edit: Where is everyone Monty. Why aren't they performing for us?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I cannot leave until 6pm as I have to lock up.
For the next four days I'm the primary contact for the alarm company should anything untoward happen. I live over an hour from my office.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Poor Monty : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Because they are a miserable bunch of wankers who deserve lifetimes filled with pain and suffering.
God I hate them. I hate them all - apart from Happybara.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Lol
Forever in r harts.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Even pointless medical experiments aren't good enough for people like that...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I'm going to join you...
...and break out my pack of Mini Cheddars.

I say pack, they'll probably be, oh, about 5 actual Mini Cheddar biscuits in there...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

At least they're honest with the bag size though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

The packet states 'Made with REAL Cheese'.
Hahahahahaha!
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah, none of that counterfeit cheese in THESE babies!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It only takes three wolves to constitute a pack
Although it could be argued that they're somewhat more imposing than mini cheddars
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Tastier too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Trickier to eat in one bite though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Wolf them down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I am genuinely undecided as to whether this is awful or brilliant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

The seesaw of popular opinion
is normally a slide in my case
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

My relationship with popular opinion is more like a roundabout
Difficult to get on board with, makes you feel sick after too long
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

So your question is "Shall I eat more crisps?"
Excuse me, I feel a strong urge to shag a badger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Poor old Mighters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Why would you assume I'd shag him and not TGB?
Oh, THAT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I think I might have some cheese curls later.
But I think you've had enough hula hoops sir, they'll be oozing out your eyes soon.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

The only good thing to come out of feeling like shit this week is that I haven't been able to eat much.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

aye, it's the only good thing about braces
but I've noticed how incredibly bitchy I am when malnourished
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Bitchy and skinny or fat and cheerful?
What a choice to have to make.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Modern dilemmas of the modern woman...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Innit!
I'm kind of fat and bitchy tbh.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

long way from being skinny, that's for sure
but I'd definitely take fat and happy
I'm afraid I'm going to murder someone next month when they remove my brackets, the glue, and put new on. I won't be able to eat for weeks.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Can you see a difference in your gnashers already?
I had a brace for a little while as a teenager but it was a really, really minor one that just pulled my upper incisors back into line.

My brother had the full-on train track jobs. He broke it so many times he was in frighful trouble with his orthodontist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

yeah, less off seeing but more of feeling
I can tell in my bite, it's a bit of a way to go, because when I close my jaw only my molars on the left touch and my teeth don't touch anywhere else
it's a pain in the ass
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Mmm hula-hoops
I'd eat them if I had any
What the bugger will I do for my birthday then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

When is that happy day?
EDIT: I have another twenty-one bags of Hulas left. I might see if I can scoff the lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I had three bags of hula-hoops
when I came back the other night, in the drunkest state I have ever been.

Oct 9th. Unfortunately the same day as John Lennon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Well in that case why don't you celebrate it a little earlier and hitch a ride on the BASH TRAIN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

WooooWooooo!
chuggachuggachugga.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I'm leaving in an hour
I may be a shadow of my former self when I post after that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Good luck and I hope you have a good time : )
I can't wait to hear about the aftermath.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

thanks :-)
I feel like I shouldn't be nervous, but when you've had a series of people telling you for some weeks that they are going to fuck you up it's hard not to be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Go for a nice poo before you leave.
It might be the last time in your life that your anus is that taut.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You get used to it mate
I've found that my sense of fear has diminished in accordance with the tautness of my anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

either I've misconstrued what they are saying, or you and Monty have
I'm hoping it's the latter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well I certainly have. Deliberately.
However Monty and I never agree on anything, so he hasn't, and you have. Clear?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

They're saying by the end of the day
you will be desperately attempting to salvage the remnants of your formerly normal anus, which will be incapable of performing it's function adequately, meaning a lifetime of adult-nappies. Hope this helped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The time between the stag do and the wedding should allow the stitches to heal quite nicely
Don't sit down though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

thanks for clearing that up.
I hope then that at least my brothers aren't involved.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

If they excuse themselves simultaneously at any point I suggest you panic

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm afraid they are the 'ring-leaders'.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

hehe!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I am also bored
and sleepy. And in pain.

Have the Hula Hoops, Monty. They will make you feel loved and wanted. But make sure you put them on your fingers first. That's how to eat Hula Hoops.

I regret to inform you that I will not be in attendance at your bash, as I am old and boring, and I hate London.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It doesn't stop me from going.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I am old and boring and I hate everything and everyone,
but you don't hear ME complaining, do you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

No, never.
Also, I have my crazy Americans coming over in September, so I will have to take them 'up' to London then. I think that's as much London as I can take for one year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I too am bored, and only a little hungover. I was drunk enough to get behind a drumkit last night, so I must have had a few dry sherries.
Sorry to tell you this, but I'm going to risk a large G&T, it being a Friday and all that, what with hangovers being soluble in ethanol ... crisps and snacks can wait 'til later!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I honestly think I won't drink today.
I'm thinking of an enormous herbal cigarette, a hot bath, 21 bags of Hulas and a 12 hour kip as my evening's lineup.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'll have a drink for you
Smoke some for me, dawg (or something)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

*does complicated handshake*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

^this (the nondrinking bit)
I've caned it so badly over the last week that I think my liver needs a recovery day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

that sounds like the most awesome friday ever
*jealouses*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Sounds like a marvellous evening in to me.
I miss having a flat with a bath in it.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Well, I salute your non-drinking will-power. I have the breaking strain of a Kit-Kat in that respect however ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

It's not will-power - it's ill-power.
The thought of a beer is giving me the dry heaves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Come 6 o'clock I shall like as not be raring to go again - but at this juncture it's inconceivable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Two words: Bloody Mary.
Might be a bit kill-or-cure though. Your mileage may vary!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

If I so much as think of vodka my stomach starts making its objections known.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Lightweight

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Stick with your smoking plan
Best hangover cure ever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

same here
except with buns, coz buns are better than hoola hoops.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I've got stuffed vine leaves

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I've heard that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Sorry
*closes mouth when eating*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

OK Tarzan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

*bokes*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Stuffed vine leaves are da bomb
As we says in the hood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

you'll never find anyone in the hood eating stuffed vine leaves
so if I were you, sir, I would recognize
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You need to come round my hood
East of England is da shiznit, yo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

what is this shit?
people keep telling me I need to visit them
ffs if I'm flying across the atlantic the least you can do is get off your arse and come to me
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Norwich has an airport

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

so you can fly to london then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Nah mate
Carbon footprint innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I might fly to you just to punch you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Fly to Norwich and I'll show you how to do your hair like mine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

My hair is probably 10 times longer than yours

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

The Coven are now lambasting my choice of stuffed vine leaves over Cornetto
after our boss kindly bought everyone one, and I politely refused owing to the prescence of nuts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

YOU cannot be allergic to nuts surely?
Your chin would be red-raw
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Hahahahahah!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Not allergic. Just don't like the taste.
Too salty.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

They don't put salted nuts on icecream silly boy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I don't suppose they do
I was expanding on Sporter's gay jibe, however. I really don't like any nuts, except coconuts. And doughnuts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Nuts Forest?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'm decided on this one
It's awful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Shocking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

There's no such team as Notts Forest
I've told you this before
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

what about clagnuts?
they must be an occupational hazard surely?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Not as such
It's more of a hobby than an occupation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Something to get your teeth into
*listens for Monty puking*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

OK OK, so it's a hobby hazard then

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Exactly
I demand that insults levelled at me be technically accurate at the very least
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

+ a vine leaves anus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

You should. Hula Hoops are good for you. Fact.
I am also quite bored, but this afternoon I shall be taking apart a 35mm film cartridge, just for the lulz.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

If it helps you at all
I've just eaten two danish pastries and now feel rather uncomfortably unwell.
Bash is already in the diary, but as that might be the first day of my impending unemployment my attendance is currently tentative at best.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It helps a great deal.
I do hope you get sorted. Unlucky mon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I have some scripting work to do this afternoon (in an not into film way)
but I am instead reading here, drinking coffee and eating Midget Gems (awaits strikethrough)

Red wine, white wine, gin or Stella this evening?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I should get some midget gems again for a change.
It's been a while. I hope they're Lions midget gems?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Sainsburys "value" I'm afraid
We did have M&S Jaffa cakes this morning though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

the rectangular ones?
M&S Jaffa cakes are better than McVities or whoever makes them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Yes, dark chocolate too
Nicer and more orangey bit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

even better
they are the best jaffa cakes you can get
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I concur
I think I may open the last packet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Red wine, white wine, gin, Stella
in that order...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Would you mind awfully if I swap the white and red wine round?
Only there is a bottle open in the fridge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Oh, well if you insist, Sir...!

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I do Sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Pah! you know nothing about midget gems.
You might as well be drinking the cooking sherry.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I only eat them, I didn't buy them
I used to live in a shop where we sold Lions Midget Gems and Sports Mixture
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I had stella last night. It was disgusting. I don't know why I buy it, I don't like it.
Plus I'm burping it up this morning.

Have red and white mixed.
Or mix them with cheap champagne. That's fucking yum.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

OMG! the black outs I've had mixing red and white wine.
I was easily led in my youth. (thirties)
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

really? I find I have to limit myself with wine because it's easy to go from just feeling good to OMFG MY LEGS DON'T WORK

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The white wasn't great but I have a nice bottle of red to follow
Stella will begin once that is empty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

you're going to die

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Not this evening, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

tomorrow then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

mayhab

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

The indecisive hunter of Moby Dick

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Good one
*applauds*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Would that not be Errmminem?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

In the same glass
or one after the other?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

This^
It doesnt sound like a good idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

it doesn't matter what you drink
it's how much you drink of it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

There is only one glass of white left

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

All mixed up together.
We used to call it Rose.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Nice
not nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

No it wasn't : (
In my defence I used to hang around with two girls from Hartlepool.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

This explains a LOT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I was once told Hartlepool people were normal.
Not even I'm that gullable.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Even Hartlepool people know they are a bit "special"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I mean, naming their team the "Monkey Hangers" is a bit Joey Deacon imo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Electing the Monkey mascot 'Angus to be Mayor was a good plan too, I thought

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Dumb as rocks, but a good sense of humour.
Sounds like a few Londoners I know actually.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm busy that day.
Sorry dude, either way thanks for the invite.

In other news, I've managed to get one of the iPad bids cancelled. I might just pay for the Galaxy Tab anyways as it has a lot of added extras. That, and I've been blinded by the shiny shiny.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

The Galaxy Tab looks rather fun.
My phone is the Galaxy S and it's a bit fab. The only reason I didn't get the Tab is that I wanted a phone, and using a Tab as a phone would be a little silly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I'd use it as a mini-laptop on the move.
Beats lugging round a 2.6kg behemoth on one shoulder, with the plus side of a lot more space in my luggage.

Sod it, I'm paying for the Tab.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I love my iPhone
It is fab and has Angry Birds and Championship Manager on it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I like my x10.
But for the random ebaying it inflicted on me yesterday. I am removing that app post-haste.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Screen locking is your wallet's friend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It was locked.
What happened was I received a text, which unlocked my phone (that feature has since been turned off), and then somehow ebay was activated, along with three product searches, bidding and winning. All in fifteen minutes. I've since put the shape-tracing unlock on along deleting the ebay app. It's too much trouble.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Hide the app in a folder if you can

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Or have some self-control and stop bloody buying stuff you can't afford.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Nothing to do with me, my self control is fine.
Apart from with food. Just be nice if I could transmute that desire into exercise.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Oooh oooh oooh what did you buy?
If it's the 500gb external hard drive I got outbid on yesterday I'll buy it off you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

No, it was an iPad.
It isn't. Ebay can be fun though, especially if someone on a forum lets slip what they are bidding on.

They get very angry when people start bidding up on the item.

Very very angry.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Hah fuck, you bought an iPad accidentally on ebay?!
Yikes!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Good news!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

What is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

At last...I'm back from lunch!
that's all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

YAY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

8beams and belms*
I'm working from home today and have failed to do anything meaningful at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

We interrupt this broadcast
an engineer is doing some work in the office; he's up a stepladder in the middle of everyone with his arms buried up the elbows in wiring in the false ceiling, and his mobile goes off.

He's clearly a family man as his ringtone is a rendition of "twinkle twinkle little star" sung at top volume by a small child in that utterly tuneless way that small children do.

After a certain amount of flailing blindly he managesto silence the offending instrument and then go out into the corridor without meeting anyone's gaze.

The pressure of everyone trying not to laugh hysterically nearly blew the windows out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Thanks or sharing
made me laugh
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Ringtones are never as good an idea as you originally thought.
They're fine until somebody actually calls you.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I don't know, Trolololo works quite well as a ringtone.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Also
just seen a picture of Sarah Ferguson with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.

Beatrice looks like a smack addict but I would definitely shoot my sticky treason up Eugenie's vooginie.

EDIT: i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/23/article-0-0CB40DCB00000578-42_634x770.jpg - ignore MacWitch in the middle there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
clicky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Sixth in line to the throne too

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

1st in line to the bone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Bwahaha!
Kerlickety!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Holy crap, I don't recognise half the names in here.
Who are all these cunts?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You dropped this ,

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I might have known YOU'D respond.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Damn tootin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

They're my new friends.
I picked them all up as a job lot.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

...from the charity shop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Fifty pee.
Bargain!
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You haven't picked me up yet.
:(
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You haven't waggled your arse at me enough yet.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It wouldn't waggle.
It'd wobble, like some kind of fleshy perpetual motion machine.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Woohoo!
Look at that blubber fly!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

She can't find your handles, Luggage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I hear you can get newbies on ebay these days.
I reckon there's a good market in fresh internet meat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

What's wrong with the old meat eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Maggots, ape. Maggots.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Then you know taht your pheasant is ready

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Unpleasant pheasant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

If I thought for one second..
..that my missus wouldn't assume I was shacking up with my 'fancy woman' for the night I'd be there in a shot.

Are they Salt & Vinegar Hula Hoops? If so, have another.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

If indeed you have a fan......

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

can I come?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)