either I've misconstrued what they are saying, or you and Monty have
I'm hoping it's the latter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well I certainly have. Deliberately.
However Monty and I never agree on anything, so he hasn't, and you have. Clear?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

They're saying by the end of the day
you will be desperately attempting to salvage the remnants of your formerly normal anus, which will be incapable of performing it's function adequately, meaning a lifetime of adult-nappies. Hope this helped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The time between the stag do and the wedding should allow the stitches to heal quite nicely
Don't sit down though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

thanks for clearing that up.
I hope then that at least my brothers aren't involved.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

If they excuse themselves simultaneously at any point I suggest you panic

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm afraid they are the 'ring-leaders'.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

hehe!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)