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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have some scripting work to do this afternoon (in an not into film way)
but I am instead reading here, drinking coffee and eating Midget Gems (awaits strikethrough)

Red wine, white wine, gin or Stella this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I should get some midget gems again for a change.
It's been a while. I hope they're Lions midget gems?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Sainsburys "value" I'm afraid
We did have M&S Jaffa cakes this morning though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
the rectangular ones?
M&S Jaffa cakes are better than McVities or whoever makes them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Yes, dark chocolate too
Nicer and more orangey bit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
even better
they are the best jaffa cakes you can get
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I concur
I think I may open the last packet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Red wine, white wine, gin, Stella
in that order...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Would you mind awfully if I swap the white and red wine round?
Only there is a bottle open in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Oh, well if you insist, Sir...!

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I do Sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Pah! you know nothing about midget gems.
You might as well be drinking the cooking sherry.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I only eat them, I didn't buy them
I used to live in a shop where we sold Lions Midget Gems and Sports Mixture
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I had stella last night. It was disgusting. I don't know why I buy it, I don't like it.
Plus I'm burping it up this morning.

Have red and white mixed.
Or mix them with cheap champagne. That's fucking yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
OMG! the black outs I've had mixing red and white wine.
I was easily led in my youth. (thirties)
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
really? I find I have to limit myself with wine because it's easy to go from just feeling good to OMFG MY LEGS DON'T WORK

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
The white wasn't great but I have a nice bottle of red to follow
Stella will begin once that is empty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
you're going to die

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Not this evening, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
tomorrow then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
mayhab

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
The indecisive hunter of Moby Dick

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Good one
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Would that not be Errmminem?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
In the same glass
or one after the other?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This^
It doesnt sound like a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
it doesn't matter what you drink
it's how much you drink of it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
There is only one glass of white left

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
All mixed up together.
We used to call it Rose.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Nice
not nice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
No it wasn't : (
In my defence I used to hang around with two girls from Hartlepool.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This explains a LOT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I was once told Hartlepool people were normal.
Not even I'm that gullable.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Even Hartlepool people know they are a bit "special"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I mean, naming their team the "Monkey Hangers" is a bit Joey Deacon imo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Electing the Monkey mascot 'Angus to be Mayor was a good plan too, I thought

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Dumb as rocks, but a good sense of humour.
Sounds like a few Londoners I know actually.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

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