come sort my fucking office out then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

wats in it for me then
fuck all i should imagine
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)

i'll bake you a fucking cake
i'm well good at it
i have a recipe and everything
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)

did the one last night work?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)

yeah until my cunt dog decided to help herself to it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

i didn't know dogs liked cake

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

she fucking loves to eat anything
except her sedation pills of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

is she feeling better after her trauma?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

yeah the cunt won't stop galloping around
when she's supposed to be having quiet time
dumb dog
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Dogs scoff anything
I left one of mine in the kitchen a few weeks ago for a few minutes and the bastard scoffed half a tub of margarine.

He was shitting bunting for a few days afterwards, mind.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

bunting?
eugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

It was like a very unpleasant magician
Turds strung together with yellow stuff.

He's also eaten raw potatoes.

His favourite food is horseshit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

dogs are not as cool as I thought
guinea pigs are better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Guinea pigs leave controllable droppings
In pellet form, and that is commendable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

although they do kick sawdust and hay everywhere
I ran out of hoover bags and I expect the hay/sawdust mountain will reach my neck within a week.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

i shall consider your offer

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

i will also give you 3.5 sticks of strawberry banana gum and the extremely special, highly coveted recycled pen
everyone wants it but they can't have it
it could be yours!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)