Sorry Blousie.
What do you do when you want to do a poo,
In an English Country Garden?
Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants,
In an English Country Garden.
Go find a leaf to wipe your underneath,
In an English Country Garden.
Roll it in a ball and throw it over the wall,
In an English Country Garden.
Run for your life 'cos it hit the Vicar's wife,
In an English Country Garden
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear!

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I hope you gave Biscuit or Benji a plastic bag and got them to clear up after you.
It's responsible human ownership.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

har har.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Sorry Blousie.
Sounds like your veggie burger moved quickly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Might have been the curry last night.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

How is your cold today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I'm on the mend Jeff.
Having walked 8 miles today I think I can manage the gym tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I think you should change your login name.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

To what?
*may regret asking this*
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Well with your fondness of long-distance exercising and your unfortunate bowel problem earlier.
I'm thinking 'Paula Radcliffe'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Yes but she had a number one problem and not a number two.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

www.kgbanswers.co.uk/did-paula-radcliffe-stop-for-a-poo-or-a-wee-in-last-years-london-marathon/2985566
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Well I never!
Me and her have so much in common innit.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

You should do the marathon next year!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I'll eat a Marathon next year.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Take a Time Out

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll ask Crunchie.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)

She is Bounty know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)

So would Chomp....y, he knows everything.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

You might raspeberry ruffle a few feather with your Radcliffe runs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'll just whisper.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)

There are more lines to this than I remember

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Think goddam it Captain. THINK.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)

no, I only knew it up to the bit about ants

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Then learn it goddam it Captain. LEARN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

We had "fertilise the plants" not "suffocate the ants"
we were very green.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Were there any other verses or lines that I've overlooked?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)