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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For breakfast, I had a wild boar burger
As I type this, I'm about to go and sit in the garden, have a few ciders, and chill out.

How is your Sunday going? Yes, YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:52, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Don't get your hopes up
It's probably not Bono
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Roota ! I got a letter back from Nigel Slater's people saying he's filming at the moment so isn't at home much, but they're going to pass it on.
=DDD
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Oh that's ace!
I hope they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Cheers =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
oh man, I just read before... sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Oh no it was in November.
We were just kidding around saying everything was 'what he would have wanted' because I had a glass of his port last night.
It's alright dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
AHhh, coolio =)
I love me a bit of port, over christmas Marks'n'Sparks do a 'chocolate ruby' port which is s00o0o0o0o lush.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Ruby's my fave

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
We have so much in common !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I've had coffee and I'm about to have another coffee.
I might have a snooze this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
*waves*
Feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Yes thanks.
How was the walk?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Not been yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
It's bloody lovely here today so I'm off for a gentle walk later with mother and dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I can't swallow.
I'm putting trackies on and being driven to my folks' for roast dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I still feel a bit shit but I'm damned if I'm going to spend all off today inside.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
It's dull here so that makes it easier

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Roooooota!
Born Yesterday has just started on BBC2!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Woo! black and white films ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I know, right?
and Judy Holliday is so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I knows!
I'm supposed to be vaccuuming, but Born Yesterday has just started on BBC2! She was lovely, Judy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I knew that would be a Roota film.
Sistas!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
*fistbumps*
We is sistren.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Oh man
when we team up, that DJ is *so* dead!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)
I will cut you, bitch!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
*puts down blade*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
You do know I'm *supposed* to beat him up, don't you?
That is my god-given right as his big sister.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Of course. It's character-building too.
I couldn't though. His liddle faaaace.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Yeah! dull and warm is crap.
The sun is beckoning me from my sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
We have lost of sunshine round my way at the moment as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
it's come over here
must want to visit the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I can't believe you went on a 4 hour walk and didn't visit the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I was in Cheddar, silly.
They don't have a pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
It makes a nice change doesn't it.
I'm looking forward to the stroll along the canal and then the pub food.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)
What will you have for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Probably veggie burger and chips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
And what would madame like to drink?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
No alcohol.
Maybe some lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Are you a secret lemonade drinker?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
No Jeff, I'm an out and proud lemonade drinker.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Where do you stand on the orange juice and lemonade combo?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I'm easy.
See you later. I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I was supposed to be doing that today

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Canals:
like rivers, but with more shopping trolleys.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
not rewnd hyar moddum

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
I've done my four hours' walking this morning
and am now sitting quietly, nomming a turkey sandwich and extra crunchy crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
+ and waiting for the F1 coverage to start

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Well, that too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
FOUR HOURS

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
It was only strolling round the boot sale
so it hardly counts as cardio, but it makes you all sleepy-tired.

I'm very tempted to sit out on my swing seat and read, but I know if I tried, I would be asleep within five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
And you'd miss Judy.
Look at her!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I'm not watching it
mr b3th is watching that Australian border control thing, then will be watching the racing. I could go upstairs to watch it, but that would involve movement.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I am fiddling with iTunes
and waiting for PJM to build my hammock so I can laze outside and listen to choons while reading a nice Scandinavian thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Sounds lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
It should be
but with PJM's history of DIY projects it could all end in tears...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This'll be you later
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGMlAsPaEvk
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I really hope so
But with ME in the hammock and him weeding.

I strongly suspect it could be the other way around :-/
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)
It's lovely outside
so I feel I ought to do something that isn't being sat in bed on my laptop. I really don't know what, though - after the rain yesterday I suspect it's still too damp to sit in the park...
(berk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I'm sure the park has a bench you could use berk.
Why not go to the park, sit on a bench and read a newspaper.

You could get yourself an ice-cream as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I guess if it's still "too damp to sit in the park" you could choose another activity, such as "read a 'book' on a 'bench' ", if you know what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
I don't think there are any benches in the park
that aren't in the shade. I don't want to sit in the shade!
(berk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Maybe "lay down" a "blanket" so you don't get "muddy" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Stop being naughty.
Have you finished being a Jew? Was it OK?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Yup, I was asked on thursday night/friday morning not to go, no bad reason or anything for it though.
so I'm meeting them up for coffee next week instead, and I've been texting every day.

My guts have been really bad over the last few days, but will be Getting On With Stuff (and have been, just other stuff, got all my finacnes and paperwork in order now, plus saw the flat yesterday again, speaking to builders, working out what stuff I need to buy...etc etc) in a few hours when my guts stop hurting so much.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Have you actually completed buying the flat, then?
Also...sorry to hear you're feeling bad but glad you're getting stuff done.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Nah', not even close yet, but the financial advisor is instructed to go for the mortgage, they want to sale to us, we want to buy from them, and wherever I move I'm going to get new white-goods so need to look into prices of them anyway.
Completed selling of the other property though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I'm about to head out for a pub lunch
I got very drunk with a bunch of women last night, which was entertaining. Then when I got back I got a kebab with what I've just discovered was a lot of very hot chili sauce. *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
I hav e cheese toasties
and two new books to read. I also have a couple of guinea pigs who need their cage cleaning and a whole load of music to practise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'm back from the pub
I have a sense of deep foreboding that the pub closest to me (discounting The Victoria) is a real ale pub with half a dozen truly excellent guest beers. For the philistines there's also Peroni and Stella Artois Black on draught, and for the ladies Aspalls and Scrumpy cider.

I'm a little drunk on fine India Pale Ales.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Zoom!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
two pints of
beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/296/33609
and then a pint of
beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/13295/40385
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Speedy!
Sounds like a nice pub, what were the food options?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Standard pub sunday
roast beef, roast chicken, roast nut. I had the chicken, it was very good but not great but then it's a pub, innit. I had Lamb Shank pie there last week, that was good.

I need to keep saying the food's not all that or I'm going to be in there all the fucking time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
How much do they want for a roast dinner.
And what variety of veg did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
£8 for the chicken, £10 for the beef
I got roast parsnips, carrots, broccoli, roast potatoes, a little stuffing ball and a mini Yorkshire pudding. Not quite enough gravy for my tastes either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I'm quite partial to a bit of roast lamb myself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Me too
sadly it's not often a pub Sunday roast option.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
No, but then if the pub you use are charging more for beef than they are for chicken
You'd like to think that there would be a price point for lamb as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Stella Black?
That's a new one.

Although I'd feel wrong drinking Stella in a proper ale pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Google it
There's also Pilsner Urquell and Suffolk Blond. It's an absurdly good selection for a city pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Finished the last track on an album I've been working on for the last year or so.
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Well done that man
unless it's Easy Listening Classics.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
It in't.
Not quite sure what you'd call it to be honest (I'd call it "shit"! LOL!!!) First two tracks are here and here, the other three are on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I'm trying to listen to the first one
sounds like it was recorded underwater
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This was the original version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeRetHcktXM

Tracks 3, 4 and 5 are now up too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
It's not bringing my pill up
*goes back to hard house*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Bastard hayfever.
I'm done with summer.

I've opted for the safety of the sofa and an episode of 3-2-1 on Challenge TV.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
3-2-1 really was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Brilliant!
They've won the bin.

What a bunch of retards.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
there is nothing sadder
than rereuns of terrible throwaway game shows that were worth nothing first time round. It's like reminiscing about a McDonald's burger you had once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Oh Captain. I never told you did I, but I once had a burger from McDonalds
It wasn't great now I think about it, but I was quite hungry at the time and that was all that was available.

*Sads*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
What an awesome walk in the sunshine, marred only by the fact that I got a dicky bowel on the way back and had to shit in a field behind some out buildings : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I hate doing that.
It's very unladylike.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
NO SHIT
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
lololol
lololol
lololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I love it when we lol together.
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
If I said you had a beautiful lololol
would you hold it against me?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Not only would I hold it against you, I would rub it up and down you paying special attention to the groin area.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
PHWOOOOAR!
EH?
PHWOOOOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I know how to please a guy.
I just have trouble catching one to show them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
It's pretty easy to catch one of us
just cook some food during the ad breaks in Top Gear on Dave, we're simple creatures and happy with that kinda thing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
*writes down*
Of course I shall entice with lots of booby jiggling first I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
i like booby jiggling

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I know you do.
Who doesn't!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Sorry Blousie.
What do you do when you want to do a poo,
In an English Country Garden?
Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants,
In an English Country Garden.
Go find a leaf to wipe your underneath,
In an English Country Garden.
Roll it in a ball and throw it over the wall,
In an English Country Garden.
Run for your life 'cos it hit the Vicar's wife,
In an English Country Garden
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Oh dear!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
I hope you gave Biscuit or Benji a plastic bag and got them to clear up after you.
It's responsible human ownership.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
har har.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Sorry Blousie.
Sounds like your veggie burger moved quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
Might have been the curry last night.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)
How is your cold today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I'm on the mend Jeff.
Having walked 8 miles today I think I can manage the gym tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I think you should change your login name.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
To what?
*may regret asking this*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Well with your fondness of long-distance exercising and your unfortunate bowel problem earlier.
I'm thinking 'Paula Radcliffe'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
Yes but she had a number one problem and not a number two.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

www.kgbanswers.co.uk/did-paula-radcliffe-stop-for-a-poo-or-a-wee-in-last-years-london-marathon/2985566
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Well I never!
Me and her have so much in common innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
You should do the marathon next year!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I'll eat a Marathon next year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Take a Time Out

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I'll ask Crunchie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
She is Bounty know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
So would Chomp....y, he knows everything.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
You might raspeberry ruffle a few feather with your Radcliffe runs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I'll just whisper.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
There are more lines to this than I remember

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Think goddam it Captain. THINK.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
no, I only knew it up to the bit about ants

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Then learn it goddam it Captain. LEARN.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
We had "fertilise the plants" not "suffocate the ants"
we were very green.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Were there any other verses or lines that I've overlooked?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Hang
over
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
a fuck is a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Fancy a fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Fuck a duck.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)
*QUACK*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)
*rubs thighs in pervy manner*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
* Q U A C K *

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
that certainly
ruffled your feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Hold up, what happened to the bottom of my quack?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Pretty good ta
I am just about to make lemon butter salmon with asparagus and new potatoes with brown bread ice cream with raspberry and limoncello coulis for afters. Nigella you filthy minx, your days are numbered.

I am also a cheerful shade of light pink after having a lovely chill out in the park earlier, however why I chose the hottest day of the year so far to start digging a hole for my potatoes in the garden is beyond me...
(berk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Tell me more about the brown bread ice cream.
I'm hearing what you're saying, but I can't imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I had some many years ago.
It's delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)

www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/BrownBreadIceCream/Default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
fuckin hot and starving hungry
but making a sandwich so the hypoglycemic urge to kill will abate shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
*fears*
*remembers to bring chocolate to bash*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
nah, it's fine
I don't normally get it bad but the heat's wound me up plus taking this long to get back from my ex's after dropping The Boy off, fucking London fucking transport. I'm sating my urges by treating my neighbors and probably half the street, as the windows are open to swome Clash at full volume.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Lucky bastards.
I had to poo in a field today. Are you proud of me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
really? how come?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
she enjoyed it, the dirty girl.
Also, there's a toilet shortage in T'North. Hi Al.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
hi name changer
You shouldn't listen to the clash, they're utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
There had to be one
but I thought it'd be Boyce. The Clash fucking rock, but it's OK, I'm resigned to not agreeing with you on stuff, do you care to suggest a better band , so I may mock it in turn?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Boyce hates everthing just because it exists
The Clash are just painfully dull and pretentious. Whether or not you like bands that I like will make no difference to Joe Strummers inability to write non pretentious rubbish
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Well, this is evidently your opinion.
mine, however differs, there's little more subjective than music taste, so this argument, like all others only more so, is unwinable. If you want to talk music I don't mind but if it's just a string of "The Clash are shit" comments I can't be arsed. At least Boyce actually likes some stuff and most of what he likes is actually pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Dicky tummy.
When you gotta go you gotta go.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Blousie made poopie?
Well done, good blousie, soon you'll be ready for Big Girl Pants!

Gosh, that must have been fun. I've not had to do that since I was a kid on holiday, as I recall the hardest part to tackle was the wiping.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
nah, the trick is to spread your cheeks and squeeze hard
Then you don't need to wipe
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I had tissues.
I always have tissues. I used to be a girl guide.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Where did you put the tissues?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
on top of the poo
To deter treasure hunters
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
^this
Is was very overgrown and not somewhere hikers are bound to tread.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
did anyone see you?
Why were you in a field anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
A field at the side of a canal.
I was walking with my mum and the dogs. There were outbuildings I hit behind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
That just sounds like you are due to be waxed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
arf!
*checks for dangleberries*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
see above

(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Always good to be prepared.
A guide eh? Can you still fit in to your uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
she has a special uniform
For that kind of thing
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I only got my hostess badge and Al will confirm that I'm still a bloody great hostess.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
she let's you stay over, and if you're lonely
She let's you know that her door is always open.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
+back

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE BROADSWORD.
CROSSED THE LINE.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I'M A BAD BOY AND SHOULD BE PUNISHED

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
*hides boobies away*
FOREVER!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
On behalf of men everywhere may I just say:
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
so what does hostessing entail?
I can only think of air hostesses.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Getting drunk, hugging everyone and telling them how much I love them.
Also making sure everyone has bacon in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Well, I can do that
although people probably don't appreciate the hugs as much.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I was meant to pack today
But I got distracted with procrastination, wine and going round my friend's house for a bit of wine and jollying about with her gang.

I have to pack tomorrow, because I am moving house on Thursday. Bugger. I have to pack.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Fuck off and pack then!
Purely motivational fuck off and not nasty fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)

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