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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had tissues.
I always have tissues. I used to be a girl guide.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Where did you put the tissues?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
on top of the poo
To deter treasure hunters
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
^this
Is was very overgrown and not somewhere hikers are bound to tread.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
did anyone see you?
Why were you in a field anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
A field at the side of a canal.
I was walking with my mum and the dogs. There were outbuildings I hit behind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
That just sounds like you are due to be waxed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
arf!
*checks for dangleberries*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
see above

(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Always good to be prepared.
A guide eh? Can you still fit in to your uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
she has a special uniform
For that kind of thing
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I only got my hostess badge and Al will confirm that I'm still a bloody great hostess.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
she let's you stay over, and if you're lonely
She let's you know that her door is always open.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
+back

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE BROADSWORD.
CROSSED THE LINE.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I'M A BAD BOY AND SHOULD BE PUNISHED

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
*hides boobies away*
FOREVER!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
On behalf of men everywhere may I just say:
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
so what does hostessing entail?
I can only think of air hostesses.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Getting drunk, hugging everyone and telling them how much I love them.
Also making sure everyone has bacon in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Well, I can do that
although people probably don't appreciate the hugs as much.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

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