I once pretended to believe in God in order to get out of sleeping with someone
Does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Depends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I was on the phone to a friend, she was there
We spoke over the phone quite a lot, arranged to meet up, and she was an absolute monster. I told her I'd become a born again Christian, and so I couldn't cheat on my girlfriend.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Because non-Christians are all so willing to cheat on their partners

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Labs! Labs!
Aesthetic Perfection are opening on Wednesday! Aesthetic Perfection, Labs!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Really?
But my mate's band 'Dead Filmstars' is also supporting. Are there four acts, or did Mortiis pull out?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Dear sweet Christ I hope he pulled out.
Can you imagine the results if he succesfully impregnated someone? It'd be the End Times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Oh, that's weird - Mortiis are still on all the advertising along with AP
Could be that said posters are well out of date. Either way we need to get there for the start. You've got your tickets, do you know what time doors are?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

They're at home, will check this evening
Should be around 7:30-ish I expect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I assumed as much
What was the name of that pub I should aim to find beforehand?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

The Thalidomide Arms.
It's really small and a bit useless, but they mean well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

You'd totally call a pub that if you owned one, wouldn't you
I'd call mine the Go-Go-Gadget Arms
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

The Robin's Well I think

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Cheers
I'll gaz you my number but otherwise I'll be aiming to get there between 6.30 and 7
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I aim to get there around 7
Though I'm getting the car looked at tomorrow (indicators playing up). Should all be good though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

What time do the back doors open?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yes, fine, I'm a bastard, etc.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It's because, without a religious framework to start from, you can't possibly have any sort of morality.
Duh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

That works.
I did the same thing with a half-crazed american girl. Only the difference being, I told her I was gay.

Worryingly, she believed me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I believe you too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

This is the exact opposite problem to mine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)