Firstly, let me just say, I DO NOT LIKE ZANE LOWE, I DO NOT LIKE ZANE LOWE, I'VE NEVER LIKED ZANE LOWE
But he did sod all wrong yesterday. Whether he likes QOTSA more than Beyonce is irrelevany, he sniggered and baled in the face of Lauren Laverne's ridiculous desperate justifying-the-Beyonce-coverage ramblings.
SHE COMPARED BEYONCE TO GEORGE CLINTON.
What's a man to do?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:50, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Zane Lowe is a prick
He talks to hear himself talk and has fuck all to say
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I am told he's actually a sound and knowledgable man.
Albeit an irritating one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I put it to you that you have been ill informed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

My pal who told me this
was actually disappointed to be telling me it. He's assumed (as we all do) that he was going to be a cunt but sadly not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I have felt that way toward him on occasion
despite a younger Roota once emailing MTV and telling them to get 'that vowel-less cunt' off air ASAP.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

See also, Mark Lamarr.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

That's the perfect comparison.
I wouldn't go on holiday with the man but he knows what he's on about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I was in a club once when he DJ'd
A finer selection of tunes I don't think I've had the pleasure of hearing since.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Don't worry Jeff, it's only three months til my bash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This gives me 3 months to win the national lottery so I can buy you your outfit.
*Note. Think about buying a ticket*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I agree with you, but watch the footage.
What would you have done? It was shit presenting, she left him about two seconds to respond to a gig he hadn't seen and her BIZARRE monologue that was the journalistic equivalent of a pilchard trying to swim up a bin chute.
She was the one filling air time. he was saying fuck all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Kick her flaps in .

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I'd kick her flaps in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You could Kenickie her flaps in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Given the chance, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

He's from New Zealand.
What the fuck do they know?
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Sheep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

New Zealanders recently found a new use for sheep

( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Is it as hats?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

No,
Wool
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

So are those Conchords chappies, and they're alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

And my best mate's boyfriend.
He was lovely.


I retract my statement.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That saves me chastising you on behalf of my niece and nephew

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Zane Lowe is easily the most bearable person associated with Radio 1
and he always sounds like he knows what he's talking about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

This is so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Monty and I are in agreement about something to do with music
Therefore it is either unarguably true, or Vippers has nicked Monty's login.

Or he's taking the piss.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I don't like his personality or the music he plays
but he knows his stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Bit like Westwood
He might be one of the most annoying people in the world, but he did a shit load for UK hip hop and knows what he's talking about.
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

And he got shot.
Which was funny as fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

People who slag Westwood off are ignorant fools.
He's an utter knob, but for the sheer hard work he did in the 80s (not to mention the fact that he produced the London Posse's 'Money Mad' - to date the best British hip hop record of all time) he deserves huge, huge credit. His job is to play the latest popular hip hop records - it's not his fault they're all shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I love on Pimp My Ride UK when they put some CGI plasma ball stuff between his hands like he's making lightning
and then there's five of him. One on the wall, one standing up, one sitting on the roadsign, etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I genuinely enjoy his show, although it's hard to know how much he's sending himself up these days
A while ago he was effectively forced to play a dubstep tune and started out trying to big it up, but ended up mumbling about how it as a genre was dull and unimaginative. Cracked me up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Agreed
with bells on
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Does it help if I genuinely don't like rap music?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Sorry, what was that Monty
someone who slags someone or something off because they think they are a cunt/"fucking shit" is an ignorant fool?

Is that what you just wrote? Only I couldn't quite see because the klaxons and flashing lights that are going off on my hypocrisy-o-meter are distracting me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)