Cake's overrated.
At my mother's 60th my brother-in-law had made some little kebabs on skewers - my daughter exclaimed 'meat lollies' in delight and scoffed about four of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Some good psychological preparation
for the future.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I don't like you now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Does that mean I'm not invited to the bash?
I was really looking forward to the giant fuck-off robots piloted by children, you know.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oh OK you can still come.
I can't cancel the robots anyway, I've paid a deposit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Paying a deposit
got me kicked out of the last party I was invited to.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I guess someone in the family ought to eat meat lollies...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

you could have a meat cake
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)