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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And she's always wanking off TC.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
This is true
however that's doing more for my biceps than it is for my wrists.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
That can't be much fun.
She wanks him off, he cries, gets grumpy and doesn't talk to her for days.

Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Sounds like my marriage.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I imagine your marriage is mostly comprised
Of some really embarrassing low speed drives to the shops and the constant fear of blood pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You're on form today

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I have my moments.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
And the evening they fend off suspicious callers who are dressed as bogus gas board officials.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Every time the front door bell goes
I bet b3th runs to the back to make sure nobody's climbing over the gate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
You're all mean!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Don't worry b3th
Just make sure you keep your post office saving account book hidden and you'll be fine.

Can I have a Werthers please?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Once a week there's some burning newspaper on your doormat that turns out to contain a dog poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'm not playimg any more.
You're all bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

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