You should have said "Try not to scream as your vagina tears"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Apparently you don't really feel it...
Also tearing is better than cutting as your muscels tear along the muscle fibres, not across them and healing is therefore quicker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

What do you care.
It's not like it's you vadge, is it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Is that true?
it certainly makes sense I suppose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Yeah, I know more than any man should about womans vajayjays now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)

"Try not to be embarrassed as all your straining causes you to shit in front of a crowd"

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I say that to all my 'chicks'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

my friend Laura, had her baby in april, her baby tore her a new one
lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

childbirth is gross

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)

You're better off concentrating on getting yourself fingered.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Still working on it
next meeting isn't until September though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

it's not so bad
it's just awkward when the doctor is all "look, here's the head" and all you see is squishy vagina

the placenta is disgusting, the doctor swung it like a lasso and plopped it in a pan and started poking it, I thought I was going to puke
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)

That doctor sounds awesome.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)