What have I got?
I have got over my earlier 'meh' and am now back to my usual rosy and cheerful self. With the proviso that no-one is mean to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Damn that proviso.
I hope a walk along the pier is what cheered you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

A trip round ASDA actually.
Nothing like visiting the Mos Eisley of supermarkets to remind one how absolutely awesome one is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

*winds up*

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Oh no you dit'nt!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Have these cunts been taking the piss?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Hahah "You're all bastards!"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Don't start
This afternoon was the closest I have ever come to a flounce. I was Not Amused. *stern face*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

As a disgruntled old man leaving a Liverpool pub would say at the door:
"FUCK THE LORRA YEZ!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)

^this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

One day you'll look back on it all and laugh.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

At the wake, probably.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Whose?
If i'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

you wish

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Banter innit.
Although I've been fortunate enough to side-step most of the piss-taking around here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Were people mocking your marriage?
How beastly of them.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

'beastly' is an excellent word.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

B3ta? mock? You jest surely?

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I could have been so much worse.
the only thing that stops me being Rory is a sense of shame.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Ah yes!
Rory's shame-ectomy was a brilliant success wasn't it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'm not in the best of moods today.
I think I may have been a little more sensitive than was necessary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Pfft! You growl and spit when you want to love.
We all have those days.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

RAWR!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I just need love, Blousie!
Why don't they love me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'll dry-hump your leg and bark a bit if it'll help?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Who is they?

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Men.
it's usually men on here, I find.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You know
People
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Alrite b3th, I've not been around, so your elderly husband is on life support and b3ta is mocking you?
Some new lows today man.

What's the life insurance situation like?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I reckon you could be up for a free fondle if you play your cards right.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Alrite Noel our b3th needs some advice
Really she should have been playing the long game some time ago and excised those pesky step children out of her husbands life. If she ain't done some already then there's alot of catching up to do before he flatlines. Conspiracy stories are a good place to start...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I wonder what Birds Eye's pension plan is like?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

aaaaaand
bye.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)

b3th give us a dig out here, is it a final salary pension scheme?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Now look what you've done

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

How comes its funny and endearing when I say that but evil and mean when you do?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

That's a good point Gonz, your PR machine is clearly far more effective than mine in gaining the support and goodwill of the board
I can only congratulate you
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Because everyone knows you're made of fluff and kittums
whereas Rory has a sign round his neck saying 'don't feed the troll'.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Yet I've managed to piss her off.
Gonz, I need some tips man.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)