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Hello, I'm Noel.
I've got beer, sausages and a fair amount of smug. What've you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:29, 121 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Bad AIDS
and the remainder of last night's brown bread ice cream.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
You've also got a spare ticket for Pulp.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)
That I do
and not looking like I'll be able to get rid of it, either. There's £50 down the pan I could have done without losing *sigh*
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
You've got some options berk.
You might not get the full price of the ticket back, but unless you advertise it, you'll never sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Stick on ebay with a starting price a couple of quid below the face value, it'll shift.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Mmm
just had a quick look and there's a lot on there. I'll wait til I hear back from Swipe, then stick it on here and facebook. If there's no takers by tomorrow I guess I could stick it on ebay and see what I get. Better than nothing I suppose...
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Even if you don't shift it, a tout will buy it off you with a bit of haggling for just short of face value.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
£50!!!!
gigs are too expensive now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
It is a day-long festival though
I wouldn't pay £50 to see just Pulp.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I saw them the other day they were good.
You'll get some one willing to pay for it, or you might be able to cancel the ticket.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Oh man, why don't the good people ever get the GOOD AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
you, babe. I got you babe.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
There's a rat in ma kitchen gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
What are you gonna do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I'm gonna fix that rat, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna fix that rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Woo!
(I don't know all the lyrics, so I can't really comment further).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Neither do I, my parents used to listen to this album all the time, sometimes my mum randomly comes out with the chorus when we're out walking, or in the middle of a shop or something.
It's quite disconcerting, I think years of hitting the hash has effected her. Sometimes she whistles the same thirteen-note refrain from a Talking Heads hit from the eighties, it's pretty weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
No, I think that's just mothers
mine does mental shit and isn't even a stoner.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Smart.
*skins up*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)
a swollen knee and achey ankle
oh, and a pepsi
:) :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
How did you manage that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Sounds like an interesting story about getting a Pepsi.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
I had to fight a dragon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I watched "How to Train Your Dragon" again yesterday.
I'm ashamed to say it's fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
I love that film.

(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
It really is brilliant.
I love the feline nature of Toothless, the play and banter between the youngsters, the heart-wrenching final fifteen minutes. It's a triumph for Dreamworks, good stuff when they try something original.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)
don't be, it's fucking awesome, i think i've seen it 5 times

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Sounds like you chased it first.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
running my fat arse around the softball field with flat shoes on
oh, and I went to the fridge for the pepsi
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Chicken for the currying of, wine, and a crushing sense of disappointment.
As the missus can't make the bash weekend now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
I can't make it either DG.
I'll bet you struggle to work out which is most upsetting, the lack of Jeff or the lack of wife.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)
You're a close second, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
That's good enough.
All being well I'll be there for the great bash Boyce though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
I doubt I will be, as I'm back in London in November for a gig.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
What an embuggerance
is that definite, is there nothing she can do to rearrange?
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Nope, afraid not.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
*massive sadface*
Will ring before the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Cheers Blousie.
Did you get a hotel sorted?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
I did.
Just round the corner from Kings cross.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Marvellous.
I think I get in at about 3:45 on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I get in around 3pm.
So we can get freshed up and meet for Gonz's foodfest.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
It sounds excellent, I must say.
I'm now wondering what to do with myself all day Saturday and Sunday though (train home isn't until 6pm).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
We can plan something for Saturday when we meet up I'm sure.
Sunday I leave at 1pm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I quite fancy the zoo.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
If you want to get a lazy-lob-on try Battersea dogs home.
*Nods wisely*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I haven't been to the Zoo in ages : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
And on Friday, DG could sing...
'Blousie's taking me to the zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I think we may have a plan then...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Unless it's pissing down.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)
*claps like a mong*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)
the horror
Of a sticky train ride to london, an even sttickier tube ride and then lots of work until silly late oclock
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Mmmmm, sticky.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)
nasty musky stickyness
Not nice gloopy stickyness
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
An ass that just won't stop.
WooP WooP!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Ahhhhhhh yeah!
/ac
Kiddo had her braces off, she's over the fucking moon! Happy kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Lovely teef!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I'm pretty chuffed as well actually, I said "Thanks for putting up with it for a year and a bit, I know you hated them" and she said
"Thanks for taking me."
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Awwww! bless her little cotton socks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
Sounds like the missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
You didn't get caught should again did you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)
No Jeff.
Just feeling raunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Well you raunch it up me dear.
The stage is all yours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)
*shimmies*
I hope you're watching Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
I'm all a goggle Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)
: ))))))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Tell ya, that Beyonce bird has nothing on your moves.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Innit!
I've still got it Jeff.

*high kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
You never lost it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I'm sure you've bored everyone to death with this today but
How was Glasto chompy?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
Not mentioned it yet only got back this afternoon.
It was awesome as ever. Hard work and I'm knackered but I would do it again tomorrow if I could.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Musical high and low-lights.
Also, how long did you spend at the cider bus?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Highlights paul Simon, not at his best but he's great.
Eels were great as was Imelda May and BB king. U2 and Coldplay were both good, exactly what headliners are meant to do, play the hits and put on a show.

Low lights: Ke$ha was shiiiit, so were Radiohead, fellow b3tans casetteboy were funny but in a shit way.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I like Imelda May.
But then again, I also like Kesha.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)
She was awful and 20mins late
Glasto crowds are pretty unforgiving most just walked off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
She had to have been better received than Daphne & Celeste.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Coldplay were pretty good, watched it on the BBC, kinda wished I was there.
I haven't got much time for their more recently stuff but I loved the first two or three albums and that's mostly what they played.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Did you see the Wombles?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
nope forgot they were on to tell you the truth

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)
YOU HEATHEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I have a sledgehammer, a large crowbar and a horrible crazy paving patio
so there's my evening sorted.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Torture.
I like the cut of your jib.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Had bloody great fun.
Mr quar, awed by my mastery of patio-destroying, has offered to buy me a mattock.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)
What have I got?
I have got over my earlier 'meh' and am now back to my usual rosy and cheerful self. With the proviso that no-one is mean to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Damn that proviso.
I hope a walk along the pier is what cheered you up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
A trip round ASDA actually.
Nothing like visiting the Mos Eisley of supermarkets to remind one how absolutely awesome one is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)
*winds up*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Oh no you dit'nt!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Have these cunts been taking the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Hahah "You're all bastards!"

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Don't start
This afternoon was the closest I have ever come to a flounce. I was Not Amused. *stern face*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
As a disgruntled old man leaving a Liverpool pub would say at the door:
"FUCK THE LORRA YEZ!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
^this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
One day you'll look back on it all and laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
At the wake, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Whose?
If i'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
you wish

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Banter innit.
Although I've been fortunate enough to side-step most of the piss-taking around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Were people mocking your marriage?
How beastly of them.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)
'beastly' is an excellent word.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
B3ta? mock? You jest surely?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I could have been so much worse.
the only thing that stops me being Rory is a sense of shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Ah yes!
Rory's shame-ectomy was a brilliant success wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I'm not in the best of moods today.
I think I may have been a little more sensitive than was necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Pfft! You growl and spit when you want to love.
We all have those days.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
RAWR!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I just need love, Blousie!
Why don't they love me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I'll dry-hump your leg and bark a bit if it'll help?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Who is they?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Men.
it's usually men on here, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
You know
People
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Alrite b3th, I've not been around, so your elderly husband is on life support and b3ta is mocking you?
Some new lows today man.

What's the life insurance situation like?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I reckon you could be up for a free fondle if you play your cards right.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Alrite Noel our b3th needs some advice
Really she should have been playing the long game some time ago and excised those pesky step children out of her husbands life. If she ain't done some already then there's alot of catching up to do before he flatlines. Conspiracy stories are a good place to start...
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I wonder what Birds Eye's pension plan is like?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
aaaaaand
bye.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
b3th give us a dig out here, is it a final salary pension scheme?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Now look what you've done

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
How comes its funny and endearing when I say that but evil and mean when you do?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
That's a good point Gonz, your PR machine is clearly far more effective than mine in gaining the support and goodwill of the board
I can only congratulate you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Because everyone knows you're made of fluff and kittums
whereas Rory has a sign round his neck saying 'don't feed the troll'.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Yet I've managed to piss her off.
Gonz, I need some tips man.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

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