Haha!
We are taking on apprentices in work and I've just had the pleasure of reading their CVs.

"I LIKE COMPYUTAS"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh christ....there is no hope for some

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Misspelt childhoods...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Marillion's dyslexia-themed classic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

ceilidh
I just wanna say I'm sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You should remain Incommunicado

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Dyslexie's Midnight Runners...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I was para-phrasing
There appears to be the occasional bit of quality in there. I just get the feeling the interviews will be short.

Maybe we should get the X button thingies from Cowell
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

See below

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)