My hen do was staggeringly tame
as the range of ages of the guests was from 13 to 65+. We had a night in the local pub, where a dance teacher taught us a two minute routine to pop hits of the day. I learned that I am a total spaz and can't dance for shit.

But there was alcohol, and pic'n'mix on the tables.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was after a chilled out time with my mates
with booze, smoking, music, food and surfing. They couldn't have got it more right really. Aside from surfing like a complete retard because I was hungover and tired, everything was great.

We had about £300 worth of curry delivered to the campsite on Saturday night. They even brought us plates and cutlery. It was excellent. Really good curry as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Ah mate that sounds spot on.
Last stag do I went on was Tayyab's at 5pm followed by a bar to ourselves. No indignity, no nudity, no wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was a little nervous that some of them would try something, but it was exactly as I hoped.
Even tracked down an old mate we'd not seen in 13 years or something to come along.

The last one you were on sounds good. Much better to do without the forced behaviour and ritual crap.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

"Last stag do I went on"
"no wankers"

Hmmmm. Is that the smell of burning undergarments?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

technically, you have to have something recognisable as a penis to be a wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I really don't remember you being there, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's no fucking wonder I don't bother coming around here much any more.
I'm disppointed, Monty. Even you can do better than "I know you are, but what am I?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I actually can't. Soz. Lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Aw Monty, has she left you? Has it knocked your confidence?
Listen mate, you're pretty shit, we all know that, but you're not this shit. Pull yourself together, man! Call me a bender, or a flid, or a deacon or something. You're less inspired than AA for pity's sake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)