Salad.
Mozzarella, mixed baby leaves, chives, red onion, tomatoes, mint, coriander and balsamic dressing. Despite the absence of MEAT it's just the ticket.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The lack of things that once walked in there just makes that look unappealing.
Same with any sandwiches, I feel.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

yeah, but you are a disgusting fatbody

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

So you're saying you disagree?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I am
I like meat, but things can be delicious without it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Some things can be, yes
But salads or sandwiches? No thanks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I put it to you that marmite is not meat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I second this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

You make a very good point here, and as such I consider myself incorrect.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

It's a big man who can admit when he's wrong.
it's a stupid man who eats marmite.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It's an even stupider man who breaks a chair, falls asleep, and gets drawn on.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

We're none of us exactly rocket scientists

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm pretending the mozzarella is the 'meat' - it's nearly working.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

good job
you should consider grilling some halloumi to have with it instead.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Were I anywhere near a grill (and had not done that for dinner last night) I certainly should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

you could do it in advance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Would it not go all squeaky and horrible?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'm not sure
possibly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

It's even better fried than grilled. Light dusting of flour and off you go.
This can be enhanced with a few flecks of chilli in the oil.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I will bear this in mind
not sure what I'm having for dinner tonight, so may go down the wraps, halloumi, salad and falafel route
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I bought a dried falafel mix from the Yid section of Sainsbo's - it was really pretty fucking good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I've used that before, it is good
much cheaper than buying ready made ones as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I was going to make giant falafel burgers with it.
I appear to have forgotten about that plan until now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

not sure I'd bother
it's all about maximising surface area to volume ratio.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Perhaps this was the conclusion I came to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Balls FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Are you also pretending the 'mixed baby leaves' are in actual fact, 'white, anglo saxon baby leaves'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)