Sssshhhhh!
And try putting the cat into the arm of a jacket - head poked out the end and their legs and claws are all tucked away. Then wrench the top of their head open and chuck it down their throat. Shut mouth (theirs, not yours) and rub their throat for a long time - ideally until they swallow and lick their lips.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've solved the problem by no longer having cats.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I've had guys try that with me.
My head doesn't fit down the sleeve though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

hahahaha
You need to use a wizards sleeve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Or a clown's pocket.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I knew you'd get it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

We all got it Jeff.
We were just all ignoring it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

*nods*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*Sad face*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Yep.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

fraid so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)