i am a bit moody ain't i
can't help it
everything is shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tell Uncle Jeff all about it.
Why are things shitty K?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I don't know, they just are, karma or something.
Perhaps someone has it out for me.
Or maybe things are just things and you have to make the best of it. Or kill yourself.

But personally I'm going to keep watching The Rubberbandits on youtube.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I think everyone has it in for you.
They have it in for you because you're a massive internet bully.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Prove it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I don't want to.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Need me to watch your back love?

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Please honey. You know how shooty these yanks can be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)

EVERYTHING?
That's a sweeping statement there Kristine.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I GOT ELECTROCUTED TODAY
I'm lucky I'm still alive.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Didn't know they still had "The Chair" in Virginia
What was it - unpaid parking fines?

Capital Offence - off to old Sparky.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

More like dodgy office equipment.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Oh man, you should totally take a law suit out.
You can sue you boss for billions and then you can come over and visit us all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

you're like a bad luck cloud at the moment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)

That's nothing I've been electrocuted twice
and with Proper British Electricity, not that silly Yank stuff. Two hundred and forty volts muthafucka.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Good point
115v isn't going to kill anyone quickly is it?

You could put some toast on and hang about.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Pretty much
TBH even 240 only stings a bit, kinda tingly, and I'm sure it did no lasting damage.


wibble.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I've been told this before
But I'm not even arsing about with 240. I isolate everything and earth the lamp-post outside before I start anything.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

nah, that's for girls
you'll be fine, honest*


*you probably won't*


*How do you do that small text thing?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

small /small with tag things round them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Don't forget the forward slash.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Cheers Cap'n
testing testing 1,2,3
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

isn't it the amps that kill, though?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I think guns kill
And Zyklon B. And speed. And drugs.

Fuck - most things kill.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

rappers?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

They kill each other
We should be safe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Very probably
but then the amps are a function of the voltage and the resistance and the resistance will be the human body in this case so it's anybody's guess.*

*may have a very minor qualification in electrickery
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)