I don't want to work today.
I want to sit about watching the antiques roadshow and eating cheese and maybe have an afternoon nap.
( wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can you not eat cheese at work?
One out of three is Ok.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Cheese embargo in the workplace.
clearly
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

nopes :(

( wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Clearly you didn't think through the full ramifications of working there.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I am aware of this.
If it wasn't for the booze I wouldn't be there at all.
( wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Dip cheese into marmite = WINNAR!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

marmite is wrong.

( wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Marmite is win.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

you are wrong.

( wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

This often is true, but not this time.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You are dead to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)

You're not dead to me
In fact I love yo a little bit more
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Tomorrow we can have a cuddle and talk about how wrong marmite is.

( wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

That's a good insentive for me not to kill myself at work tomorrow

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

A good what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

fuck off Monty I'm not in the mood for your shit today

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Punch him!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I probably will on Saturday
Would you like me to punch him for you as well?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Yes please
In the kidneys, thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*makes note*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Well, if you are attacking people to order.
Can you pinch someone dead hard on the arm for me please? But not Blousie. Or anyone bigger than me who might punch me at the bash Boyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I want to see the searing disappointment on the faces of menopausal housewives
when they discover, again, that Nadal is in fact much better at clobbering a furry yellow ball than a Scotsman with a face like a skelped arse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm worried in case he does win
it's going to be unbearable when some pasty Brit finally does win it. I won't be able to get away from all the news coverage.

Racing cars around a track is fun to watch, sweaty men hitting balls with sticks or parts of their anatomy isn't. Fawning news readers and newspapers even less so.

It was bad enough when England won the rugby world cup and I actually half like rugby.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I love most sports
but the press fawning over anything vaguely british in association does my head in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I think everyone knows how I feel on this matter

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Racing bikes is even more fun

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Motorbikes are gay, that's a scientific fact.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You're gay

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I really, really wish I could find the link
to the "motorcycles make you gay" animation, but it seems to have gone. sadtimes :(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Unlike motorcycles
my alleged homosexuality has not yet been proved by SCIENCE.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)