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Guess who's not at work today. Go on have a guess.
Clue: They are female and have nice boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:41, 245 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
But that could be any one of you...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Ok another clue.
They like willies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)
That doesn't remove anyone!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)
They like willies A LOT!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)
Darth?
EDIT: Gahh, mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Hmm, is she a lovely Northern lass?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Ahh, of course!
You mean Roota!

Haha, I'm very glad to see you happy again though, I hope this weekend is fantastic for you
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Thank you.
You too! Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Quiet one for me this weekend
Going to see if I can watch the boxing tomorrow, and I need to buy all camping stuff for next weekend, so I think your weekend will top mine without too much difficulty!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
DF has boobies?
Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)
Woo Monty!
I'm a tad excitable today so I apologize if I get all frisky.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)
It's YOU.
I am jealous of your boobies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Aw petal.
You boobs may be compact and bijou but they are lovely too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Yes but yours are GREAT during hugs.
Mine just get squashed and hurt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Not quite.
I'm only in half day though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:48, Reply)
I need to get my eyes checked Roota.
I thought that said half way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:49, Reply)
You DURTY cow!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)
I KNOW.....
I have been needing an eye check for a while though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Me too.
Walked towards 'my dad' yesterday on the road.
It was an old Asian man with white hair.
My dad is none of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)
He's not a man?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Well he's very short, so he's probably 3/4

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)
I get to cuddle my daughter in 10 hours and counting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)
An me in 48 hours.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)
It's looking to be a jolly decent weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Don't hold back now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I'm liable to be in a state of considerable disrepair tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Good man!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I took my dad to his first proper full orchestra concert last night
He played all this music to me when I was a kid and I can't believe he'd never experienced it live. The pair of us are still grinning like loons. (We had GREAT seats.)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)
At the Phil? (Genuine question)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Bloody right.
Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra.
And they had this MINT italian pianist.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:07, Reply)
It's a fantastic building, isn't it?
I've been there about 5 times, 3 times for Speech Day, once for a concert (viewing), and once for choir performance (scary as hell).
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Yeah been going since I was a kid. I'm still in awe.
Aw, our choir sang there one. The lady next to me from the Formby Ladies Choral Society kept offering me 'Imps'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Scary as hell when you're on stage, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Excellent.
The effect music can have on a person is magical sometimes, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Completely.
He's been going to gigs since he was a kid but he said this is the best thing he's ever experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)
That's wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Anyway, I think my point was
'daughters, and dads, an ting. Boss.'
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)
*calls you Bobby Darrin*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Well, I am a 'Dream Lover' I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Every Night?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Don't burst my bubble Lusty : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I'm paid a jolly good wage and still my step-dad gave me £20 for a drink this weekend bless him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Ah, some of them are good'uns aren't they, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)
They are : )
But don't tell him I said that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)
But I'm at work :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)
: (((
Gaz me your address and mob in case Gonz doesn't get my gaz. I don't have it.
#

edit - It's ok I have the info now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Gonz lives on his computer. I would have been shocked if you didn't have a reply.
Although today he will be on it less as he has to clean the bathroom and get rid of the last rubbish bag
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)
is there any point cleaning a bathroom Gonz has to use?
isn't a bit "painting the Forh rail bridge" ?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Yes there is a point
That's such a man thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)
I am at work.
But it's Friday so that's ok.

Can't make bash.
But I am off on a birthday piss up and playing virtual golf tomorrow so that's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)
*checks Mad Men filming schedule*
.
..
...
*fails to find it*
*takes your word for it*

I brought a big bag of Pom Bears into work today for the troops. I was borne aloft 'pon the shoulders of my co-workers, grown men wept and there was singing in the street. All in all a good start to the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)
oh man I love pom bears

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I read that as porn bears.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)
best of all the Ursine scud.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Sounds like a Harry Potter character.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)
What a magnificent turn of phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
morning, chief.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I don't think Id enjoy that as much

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Quite a niche market I would have thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)
rule 34, mate.
rule 34.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Haha, Quite

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
A friend of a friend works in the Pom Bear factory..
..so we have a few binbags full of them in the house. I've fashioned a throne out of them from which I toss scraps to friends and family in my own little Pomarchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Your co-workers are seven years old AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)
and I claim my free pom-bears?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Oooo! clever.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Pom Bears are shit.
There are so many superior crisps it's not even worth attempting to list them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Seabrooks
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Pringles too

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Meh, Pringles make me think knitwear.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I'm from the town that Pringle knitwear is based.
Or was, I'm not from Lahore.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Never even heard of it to be honest!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
See MB's answer below
Succinct and correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Mrs Cow parents live "At the home of Haribo"
I was so proud
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:38, Reply)
My grandmother's family on my father's side used to own Pringle
(or a majority share in it)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Wow.
It was fairly massive back then. I think nearly a quarter of the town's population had a job there at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)
'Ronnie Corbett's made another order!!!!'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)
So, he was talking to the producer?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Lots of jumpers, but all of them tiny
With one hand he giveth, and with the other he taketh away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Pringle
knit-wear manufacturer beloved of the golf set, Chelsea hooligans and the odd Blur-era pseudomod.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)
'cause pringles come in a tube
people travel on the tube
and sometimes people wear knitted garments

Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)
How wonderfully tenuous :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
aren't pom bears just crisps?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)
That's what I thought
perhaps he's a special needs teacher/individual?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I may have exaggerated the reaction slightly*..
..

*they haven't even noticed they're there yet
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
BOOBS.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)
You know it makes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)
hell yes.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I've got a halfday too
I don't have nice boobies though.

I just got an email saying that my TV will be delivered between 13:12 and 14:12 which means I could well be in when it arrives which means (hopefully) I can get the delivery guy to bring it up to the apartment rather than carrying it myself. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)
that's terrifyingly specific
are you sure it doesn't mean "between the 13th and 14th of December" ?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I KNOW!
It had better not be fucking December, I'm currently starved of evening entertainment. I had to read a book last night! A book!

Actually I like books, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I reread The Hobbit the other day
It's still just as enjoyable as the first time I read it, it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I've just finished re-reading "Any Human Heart"
fuck me, but I love that book.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I'm reading The Good, The Bad and The Uncanny
I was reading a David Weber book online from the Baen Free Library on my phone, but that's gone for a burton now they've cut my phone browsing off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)
I don't want to work today.
I want to sit about watching the antiques roadshow and eating cheese and maybe have an afternoon nap.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Can you not eat cheese at work?
One out of three is Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Cheese embargo in the workplace.
clearly
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
nopes :(

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Clearly you didn't think through the full ramifications of working there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I am aware of this.
If it wasn't for the booze I wouldn't be there at all.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Dip cheese into marmite = WINNAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
marmite is wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Marmite is win.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)
you are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)
This often is true, but not this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)
You are dead to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)
You're not dead to me
In fact I love yo a little bit more
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Tomorrow we can have a cuddle and talk about how wrong marmite is.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)
That's a good insentive for me not to kill myself at work tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)
A good what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)
fuck off Monty I'm not in the mood for your shit today

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Punch him!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I probably will on Saturday
Would you like me to punch him for you as well?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Yes please
In the kidneys, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)
*makes note*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Well, if you are attacking people to order.
Can you pinch someone dead hard on the arm for me please? But not Blousie. Or anyone bigger than me who might punch me at the bash Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I want to see the searing disappointment on the faces of menopausal housewives
when they discover, again, that Nadal is in fact much better at clobbering a furry yellow ball than a Scotsman with a face like a skelped arse.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I'm worried in case he does win
it's going to be unbearable when some pasty Brit finally does win it. I won't be able to get away from all the news coverage.

Racing cars around a track is fun to watch, sweaty men hitting balls with sticks or parts of their anatomy isn't. Fawning news readers and newspapers even less so.

It was bad enough when England won the rugby world cup and I actually half like rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I love most sports
but the press fawning over anything vaguely british in association does my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I think everyone knows how I feel on this matter

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Racing bikes is even more fun

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Motorbikes are gay, that's a scientific fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
You're gay

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I really, really wish I could find the link
to the "motorcycles make you gay" animation, but it seems to have gone. sadtimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Unlike motorcycles
my alleged homosexuality has not yet been proved by SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I am both at work and devoid of boobies
I have neither mine, nor anybody elses. Although I am making a spirited attempt at growing some. Form an orderly queue, ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I must, I must, I must improve my bust.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
And jiggle whilst you recite this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I'm working on it!
Fucking hell, blousie, who invented exercise? It's fucking shit and makes me feel worse than I did before.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)
It's supposed to release endorphins making you feel like King of the world.
Well it does with me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)
These days it leaves me walking like I've been raped by a bear.
Fuck knows why I do so much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I do just enough to stop me from turning into Jabba the hut's fat sister.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I am yet to experience this supposed rush.
At best I have started recovering slightly quicker and not being so stiff and sore the next day.

My boobies however, remain unmuscular.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
It's fictitious.
I went running twice or thrice weekly for two years and hated every miserable second of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Top pep talk there, Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)
good man
running only has two uses.

1)catching the train
2)escaping
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Number 2 is the reason for the attempt to increase fitness.
It recently occurred to me that should a zombie apocalypse occur, I am in poor shape to survive it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I disagree
Running for a train or a bus is so undignified. I'd rather wait for the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I did it because
1) it was free
2) it did not involve gymnasia
3) I wanted to lose some weight and was told it was the best way

Fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Nice use of Latin plural there
*approves
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
this is because running is fucking bent.
exercise is fine. running during exercise for some other overall purpose is fine. Running for the sake of it is more bent than a Barrymore underwater daisy chain.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
sorry BGB
but it just is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Ijustwokeupandfoundhimfloatingtherelolz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Morning OT
The sun is shining and only a natural disaster will prevent me from going for a lunchtime pint in it. I took the dog out last night in the pissing rain and it was most pleasant. Took a few pics of a double rainbow too!

I hope to see lots of nice boobies today - dont disappoint me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
The MD is off today
So I said to the Sales Director 'You know that you're a lot more relaxed than he is? Can I go for a pint at lunchtime?'

He just laughed as he walked away. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Our MD and Sales Director are both good chaps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Your boss is a sterling fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
This too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)
He sounds like a right laugh.
Morning all.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I have decided that he's a complete bastard today.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I like his sense of humour.
In other news, Kelvin MacKenzie has been writing in the Guardian. What the hell is this- trolling by proxy?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
The Grauniad?
Fucking hell, that's gone to hell in a handbasket then.

ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Can't see the image.
Should probably be grateful.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Oops

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I see your point though.
The internet has reached it's nadir. Then again, things can't get any worse, so it isn't all bad.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
sweet fucking baby jesus
Could the last one off the planet switch off the lights, please? there's nothing left for us here now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
What we need
Is for someone to hunt him down and Carradine him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

a double rainbow too!

I hope to see

today - dont disappoint me

There are no pubs near my work, only an Asda. I might go for a lunchtime can of Special Brew.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Cold as fuck and out of a bottle, I don't actually mind Brew at all.
There. I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I've had it once or twice in the same situation
Taking it out of the bottle and pouring it into a glass makes it even more bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Excellent, I'll meet you at the park bench
You bring the Brew
I'll bring the tunes
We'll make lots of money

/trampshopboys
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
It's fucking filthy, you stop-out.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)
The very sight of the gold cans remind me of the old Free Festival years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This'll be you lunchtime

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I cannot believe I am up this early.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Why not start planning your next trip to Europe to watch Fulham.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I was supposed to be going to Belfast for the second round.
But I don't have a passport. Thinking about it I'm quite glad I'm not going to Belfast. It looks mental and one of us would say the wrong thing to the wrong person and end up reigniting the war.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
You can't let the Fulham Youth go it alone Barry, you've got to be there to help 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
We're known world wide as the FPI now (Fulham Pissed Idiots)
With an offshoot of that being the Nigerian Whites, seen here in Switzerland: tinyurl.com/6z35ol4

I can't believe I ever let my hair grow that long/how much of a pie face I used to be.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
You look like Johnny Marr!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Yeah, but he gets away with it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
What difference does it make?
EDIT: Thinking about it, for Barry, 'Shoplifters of the world unite' would have been a lot funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Is it me?
Does that mean I don't have to do any work today? Excellent.

In other news, morning people.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)
You could go on a pier, it's a nice day.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Just leave it Jeff
Its not worth it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Hahaha
I'm waiting for Jeff and Blousie to take me on the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Is outdoor sex your thing then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Wouldn't you like to know?
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I thought the sand would chafe but the pier is a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
It's one of the most popular rides they have.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

t's 'm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
£1.00 for 5 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I think you got that decimal point in the wrong place,

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
10p for 5 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)
*Takes shoes off before climing on the bouncy castle*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Oh, that's it!
You two are on The List.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)
...of people going on the bouncy castle?
*claps hands like a mong*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)
If you're name's not on the list, you're not coming in

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)
He didn't want to come 'in' he wanted to climb 'on'
A subtle, but important difference.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)
What was the original purpose of the list.
*Not sure if I wanted to be on it anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)
all possible locations of the decimal point in that would still make it a bargain
*checks office drawers for extra bamboo*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Nicely played.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)
*bows*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)
And we will.
At some point.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Well you do have nice boobies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Both my bosses are out all day today
So I celebrated by strolling in an hour and a half late. I'll nip out for lunch soon and I knock off at 3pm on a Friday to collect my son from school (despite the fact that his school disco will keep him there 'til 4.15 today).
I'm currently sipping a cup of tea and reading the Boomkat newsletter.
Happy days indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
So you get an extra hour and a quarter 'Len Fairclough' time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Go on Rita, sing us a song
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Adamson
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Are you Sun reporter Dan Slater?
'Cause I'm not confessing, no matter how much whisky you give me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)
No, I'm the News of the World 'Fake Sheikh'
On a special west country assignment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)
*Hides Sarah Ferguson

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)
+ behind

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
You cannot hide Sarah Ferguson's behind

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I'm not at work either
sadly I do not meet the nice boobies criteria.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Oy. BGB!
she's being all rubbish about herself again. Have a fucking word, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Well they're not as nice as BGBs
that's for sure. Having lost a lot of weight recently, they can be a bit 'ping-pong ball in a sock', you know?
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
That might be better than
bowling ball in a carrier bag
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Fried egg nailed to a wall

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Erm. Well, I suppose actually you have a point there
at least they don't sag to my knees or owt...
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
So far mine have only reached my waist...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Is TC complaining though..
No? Thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)
He thinks you are 15 love

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)
*changes ends*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
*Replaces balls*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
*stops for refreshing fruit based drink*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I've never put a ping pong ball in a sock
so, ... no. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Don't.
it's a sad, sad sight.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I can pretty much categorically state
that very little involving boobies is a sad sight to most men. Especially the depraved lot on here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
You *have* boobs
That's usually enough for this lot.

How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)
haha, yeah
breasts and a pulse. Pulse optional for Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I'm alright
although that's not what I told work. I had an utterly shite day yesterday and slept through all of my alarms this morning, so I'm rather guiltily pulling a sickie.

How're you?
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Woop!
Well played berk. What are you gonna do with this free stolen time?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)
My guess, is bake cakes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)
My guess is...
apply for jobs, actually.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I hope you get some luck soon berk.
How much longer have you got in your current role before the funding is withdrawn?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
30th September is my last day
I am applying for jobs I am absolutely qualified for, overqualified for in some cases...and still not getting any interviews. It's extremely worrying.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Well I wish you ever bit of success in your search.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I had three post-doc roles on jobs.ac.uk
and you didn't apply for any of them. Or, at least, I assume you didn't. Sad times, Berky. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
That is because I don't have a PhD...
a bit of a hindrance to gaining a postdoc, I'm afraid.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)
ah, my bad, I thought you did.
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Sadly not
was planning to do one, but I didn't manage to get one of those either. If it wasn't for the fact that I do currently have a job I'd be beginning to think I'm unemployable...
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)
^this
At the moment, I'm either over-qualified or inexperienced, depending on the jobs I go for. Nine years of self-employment haven't done much to help my CV.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
But at least you can give yourself a good reference!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)
If you find one
will you get one for me, too?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I have no boobies and I do have to work
But it's Friday and the sun is shining and there's not a lot I have to do other than be here and I am rather looking forward to meeting some of you at the Bash tomorrow, so all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

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