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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry dear, only empty milk cartons again
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
People would give me a present for my birthday, and say "And that's for Christmas too". Like I was being greedy expecting something for my birthday and something for Christmas. None of my cousing got the same treatment, because they hadn't been stupid enough to be born in December.
I know that does sound a little selfish saying it as an adult, but when I was eight that shit was important to me.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Mine is the 4th Dec so I am just far enough away for people not to do this. My cousin and my mate are the 25th which is truly the worst day for a birthday, closely followed by another two mates who are on New Years Day.
"Coming to the pub for my birthday?"
"URGH"
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
He was unfortunate enough to be born at Christmas too.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
But mr b3th and I have an arrangement with our brothers that we will do birthday presents and not xmas presents. Probably because all our brothers are miserable old gits.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
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