There's a simple way to deal with the "come on, Tim" ribbing
He just needs to bring a large, wooden crate onto the court with him, which he leaves just off to the side. When the crowd starts to yell "Come on, Tim!", he walks solemnly over the crate and stoves it open with his tennis raquet to reveal Tim Henman's bound, gagged, quivering form. He then proceeds to vigorously bukkake the ageing tennis star.

When spent, he can then wittily call to the umpire,
"New balls, please!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahahaha
*click*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Wouldn't there need to be more than one of him
for bukkake? Maybe if Becker/ McEnroe/ Navratilova joined in.

*edit* And if the crowd are going to heckle him surely a Dunblane gag would be much funnier?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Quite possibly, I do need to brush up on my Japanese...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

haha!
Click for Navratilova
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

bukkaka is the singular
trufax.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Shikaka?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Oh come on
I utterly refuse to accept you can call Henman a tennis "star"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Hahaha!
Good point well made, sir!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)