Is everyone grouchy this evening?
why are you grouchy? eh? eh? tetchy tetchy tetchy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm quite cheery
not exactly exciting, but cheery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I'm reasonably cheery
Feel like I'm coming down with a cold.
Got told today that the job I've applied for I probably won't get because I haven't got a long, long publishing history.

BUT tomorrow is the bash. W00t!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)

you're coming, too! yay!
drink orange juice for the cold and keep fingers crossed for the job
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I'm going to knock back some OJ right now.
And as far as the job is concerned, I've been doing most of it for the past four years but sessionally. If they like what I've done so far and no one brilliant applies, then I'll get it. If not, I won't and I'll instead go back to finishing the novel. *shrugs* What will be, will be.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)

if you don't try you never know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Exactly!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

that's OK, then
people just don't seem very chatty this evening.

perhaps we need a question, so everyone: which musician/actor/something else's image do you wish you could have. I wish I was as batshit cool as Bjork
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)

That's too easy, there is only one right answer:
Lemmy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I've lost my larping battleaxe 'Thangar' and I'm all :''(('''''''''''''

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

oh noes!
has you looked behind the sofa? that's where people usually keep these things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I've looked everywhere !! I was bringing it to the b4sh to show off and be the coolest person there, now what am I going to do ??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)

take a 6ft pole arm instead?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)

oh come on
I'm feeding you the line, there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

:??????????????????////

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Do mean my prick?
It is quite big I suppose
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I heard it's like a baby's arm
with fingers and everything,
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I bought a glowing the dark novelty condom once
in a pub toilets, it had fingers on the end like a little hand, it was quite disconcerting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I think we finally used it when my then GF was on the blob
adding blood the the existing creepiness really didn't help
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

oh good, I'm glad you added that detail
bleaugh!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)

this
save your fictional encounters with the female kind for the current QOTW
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

good point
maybe I'll embroider it a bit and stick it up there, but it need something more to make it QOTW material.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

you could stitch it on the pillow and then shove it up your arse?
;) tee hee
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I'm pretty lousy at sewing
But i'll see if I can carve it in to a carrot and massage my prostate with it. I'll make sure to scream your name as I come.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I'm sure your girlfriend will like that.
Make sure you say "KRISTINE WITH A KAAAAAAY"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

The girlfriend of the story is 13 years an ex
and married to someone else long ago, but should I happen to run into a lady willing to sleep with my decrepit hulk of a body, I will seriously consider yelling your name at the point of orgasm, it'll make it almost like a a threesome. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)

best day evah
actually I think if a bloke said my name during sex I'd be a little creeped out
I don't know why, maybe it's one of those special things that it only feels awesome when you're...in love...bleh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

yeah, my last girlfriend used to do it
it felt very odd.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

it's like those people that constantly say your name when you're talking to THEM
like wtf, shut up, stop saying my name, you'll wear it out
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I know what you mean
Then again I've never felt like my name fitted me. I went by a nick name for over 10 years, got to the point my wife and son knew me as nothing else and I considered changing it by deed poll, never did though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

that's weird

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

yup, sums me up fairly well
just to clarify, I don't mean my wife and son never knew my real name, just never used it, I was introduced to her by nick name so it was all she ever called me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

your nickname isn't Craig Colclough is it?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Nope
It was Twig, but I ditched it about 4 years back.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

what a shit nickname
I would've went for something like FIRE SQUIRREL
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

yup
Cannot argue there. In my deffence it was short for Twiglette K. Rainbow-Unit III. Not sure that makes it any better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

now THAT
is a good nickname. I think you should demand people use it in full
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I used to
after a few pints. Maybe it's time for a revival, I'll try it out at the Bash.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

hahaha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

afterwards did you give her a friendly pat on the cheek with your creepy gore drenched limb
and say something about being caught red-handed?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Can't remember
we're talking about 15 years ago here, I only just remembered it, I think we never actually finished, just gave up in disgust.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

you probably aren't meant to stop half way through to have a quick
look at the condom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)

probably true
the image of the tiny blood covered hand haunts me to this day. :(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

It won't be the same, and well you know
I just can't face b4shing without my middle earth weaponry. The chicks were really going to dig it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

chicks like cross bows best
that's what I hear. Or you could just do spells or something. That won't make you look stupid or anything.

Besides battleaxes are a bitch to carry on public transport
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)