Of course it's homemade jam
and it is delicious. Although I need some kind of jam-gauntlet for making the damn stuff, it spits and I always end up with a weird sort of burn pattern that makes it look like I have meningitis.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is it Damson?
I likes Damson.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It's not the season for damnsons yet
and traditionally you don't eat damnson jam with scones and clotted cream.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

and we are all about tradition on here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)

A jam-gauntlet!
Design one and pitch it on Dragons' Den! You'll make millions.

What flavour jam am I missing out on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

at first I thought a jam gauntlet was
like a dangerous jam maze
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

That would also be brilliant.
Although I'm not sure how a jam maze would work exactly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Haha, running the jam gauntlet?
you'd need waders or something.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

pff!
"running the jam gauntlet" now it sounds rude
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Period sex, bleurgh :(

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I thought blood sports had been banned?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

One could simply wear an oven glove...
or sellotape a dishcloth to ones arm or something. I just put up with the spitting, but I'm sure there must be some way round it.

I made strawberry for the scones, but I also made strawberry, raspberry and cherry for putting in to bakewell tarts, cos I bloody love bakewell tart.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I love bakewell tarts as well.
So jam and scones and bakewell tarts...

*Sobs a little*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Nono, just scones and jam
I just made the bakewell jam for later use.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

*perks up a little*
Will you give Blousie a monster hug for me tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

But of course.

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Thanks berk.
Blousie rocks!

If you see Monty, ask him if he's a Benny tied to a tree for me, when he says 'no' shout 'Arragh! Benny on the loose!' and run away from him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I think you might have just made the 4hr
coach journey worth it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Will you eat my share Captain?
As a favour, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I'll do what I can, Jeff
I'm a hero like that, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

God bless you Captain. And all who sail on you.
*Salutes*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)