My pleasure.
Now it's up to you to try and not let them find out where you live.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My Fortress of Solitude is well hidden
and surrounded by savage natives.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Your mum?

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

while I'm aware that works as an all purpose answer to most things
I fear in this case I am confused, but then is has been a long weekend and my poor brain is tired.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I am intimating that your mum is a savage native.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Ahh, thought that might be it
More Russian mafia and Nigerian gangs around here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

How cosmopolitan!

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Yeah boy, we have all the classy types Dahn Sarf
it's not that bad really, well, I get no trouble anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)

That's because you're a communist.
Everyone is scared of them.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:56, Reply)

That'll be it
That and The Moustache of Awesomeness
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Haha,
[theme to Eastenders quietly in the background] squeek, squeek....... ....squeek squeek..... squeek squeek.......[the bit before the theme plays]
"SON WITH AWESOME FACIAL HAIR ! ARE YOU ALRIGHT THERE LOVELY?"
"YEAH', FINE THANKS, SHE JUST FELL OUT OF BED, NO WORRIES"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)