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This is good.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
and mr b3th nagged at me for driving home. I know I'm a lightweight, but I'm not that bad.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Did he make you wear driving gloves and a flat cap before he'd let you behind the Bakerlite wheel?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
but he does keep banging on about a Triumph he used to own...
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
He said it would see off anything on the road and twanged knicker elastic at forty yards.
Of course, we are talking about a long time ago. Standards were lower then...
EDIT: and knicker elastic was a lot stronger.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
They're still capable of keeping up with modern traffic, with a bit of tweaking.
Ugly, though.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
he wasn't simply nagging at you for drinking a repulsive peasant drink - and in public, too? Maybe he was nagging at you for driving home in case someone saw that a Smirnoff Ice drinker lived at his house.
Next time, park round the corner, OK?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
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