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My non-hangover hangover is starting to abate
This is good.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I had a Smirnoff Ice last night at the pub quiz
and mr b3th nagged at me for driving home. I know I'm a lightweight, but I'm not that bad.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I'm not surprised, I hear he's very fond of that Morris Oxford.
Did he make you wear driving gloves and a flat cap before he'd let you behind the Bakerlite wheel?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
We were in my car, actually, mr clever clogs.
but he does keep banging on about a Triumph he used to own...
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Oh yeah? I like old Triumphs, what did he have?

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Dolomite Sprint
He said it would see off anything on the road and twanged knicker elastic at forty yards.

Of course, we are talking about a long time ago. Standards were lower then...

EDIT: and knicker elastic was a lot stronger.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
One of the first sports saloons, the Sprint. Triumph beat BMW to it by a good few years.
They're still capable of keeping up with modern traffic, with a bit of tweaking.

Ugly, though.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Are you absolutely certain
he wasn't simply nagging at you for drinking a repulsive peasant drink - and in public, too? Maybe he was nagging at you for driving home in case someone saw that a Smirnoff Ice drinker lived at his house.

Next time, park round the corner, OK?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Bobbys doing a crash course in drink driving at the moment, you should gaz him for the details

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
BOOM BOOM

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

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