You're not as bad as the fucking STUPID magpie lark who is repeatedly flying into my window.
7 or 8 times a minute.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh man!
let it in or something, it'll brain itself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

it's already brained itself I think.
It has done this so many times over the last six months that my window is absolutely filthy and scratched. yes, scratched.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

open the window and twat it
wiv a frying pan
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Would if I didn't have to remove a fly screeen to do this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

electrify the flyscreen
simple, my little antipodean friend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Would were it so easy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Everything is possible
with a positive mental attitude, a little mechanical aptitude and a swiss army knife. I have all these things but sadly I am on the wrong side of the planet to help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)