*Starts a happy new thread*
Wassup homies?
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:38, 117 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm cooking dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I've had dinner.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

What did you have?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Fresh pasta with crab and chillies.
*kisses fingers in Italian manner*
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Greek food innit?
Greek style burgers, tzatziki, Greek salad and chips. Omnomnomnom.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Nomnomnom!

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

It's not ready yet.
But it shouldn't be long. I'm off to keep company in the kitchen.

Or possibly the bike shed by the looks of things :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I could happily eat a meal of nothing but a warm bread and tzatziki
the combination is very very morish.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

It is indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Chicken wrap from ritas
In st pauls having a mini street party
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Let's hope you don't get stabbed or shot.
It came as no surprise that within 12 hours of the St Pauls carnival ending on Saturday 3 people had been shot in Easton.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*melancholies*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I thought you were off t'pub lass?

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

yeah, I guess I should be off
once I've got my shoes on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Alright BGB
get home okay?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

No.
She's typing this from a gutter in Euston.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I may be in the gutter but I'm looking at the stars.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

There's a nice new addition across the road from my house
A homeless guy, he's always passed out from 'White Lightening'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I hope you always give him a good kicking and nick his skag money as you pass.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Nah, I like street furniture me
He's worth fifty of those covent garden wanker statues
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I did thanks : )
Train was a bit late but got there in the end.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Lovely to see you again
glad you got back safely if late
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Wish I could have spent more time at the pub but I was knackered from lack of sleep from the night before.
Bloody dodgy stomach : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Tsk gobbling off too many b3tans again BGB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Aye! that'll be it.
I never bloody learn.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

The contents of your stomach must've resembled a Burnley curryhouse special

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

*burps*

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Have you got soft cells?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

aw :( maybe next time
it was a rather drunken night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Are you up todate with W****** R***

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Oooo! I'm not!
I have two to watch now, which I might get round to before Wednesday. Probably won't though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

If you don't, then you'll have 3 to watch.
Come on b3th, if you want to stay in the 'Well Hip and Cool W****** R*** Club' you've got to actually watch it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Oh, I totally will.
I don't want to get kicked out of the WHACWRC.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Well mind that you do.
There will be a test.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Eeeeeeeeeevenin' Blousie!
*megasquishyboobyhuggles*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Best of all the huggles : )))
How are you petal?
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Not too bad, all told, thank you.
So what *is* up, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

*coughs*
I thought I was the huggle master.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Your huggles aren't *booby* huggles

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

You're right. They're not.
*Will book future remote hugs from someone more buxom*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

You don't have boobies.
Otherwise they are wonderful.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'll amend the booking procedure accordingly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

For a person without boobies you do give good hugs.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*Books implants*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Totally loving Google Plus, google's take on Facebook.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Is it good then?
Not just the latest gimmicky fad?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

back now, not dead.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

*Awaits comment from Rory*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

me too,
*Unzips*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I heard you crashed your car because you were too drunk
and they took seven hours to do the post morten because they had to pull all the ribs out of your stomach first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I heard you giggled after lights out

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I heard DJTP was heard crying out for Sudocrem for his sore botty and handcuffed wrists at about 4am

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

He told me it didn't even touch the sides.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

yes but to give Al some credit he is used to ice cold cans of irn bru.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

DJ wouldn't sully cans of Irn Bru by sticking them up his arse!
The boy adores the stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

it is quite lovely, what is it?
How are you anyway mate? stay indoors wednesday we are hitting the aquarium.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

It is *not* lovely. It is sickly sweet, and vile.
I believe it is made from 'girders'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

you aren't a real scot then.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Lies!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

toss a caber or do some heroin then to prove it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

*tosses heroin*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

lesbo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Now there's a misquotation

( djtrialprice, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Close enough for jazz.
The Crazy Lady said she hadn't got your card.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

:(
I posted it on Saturday, first class.
( djtrialprice, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

So did I
and she only got ours today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

apologies for sullying your good name there.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Not you, b3th

( djtrialprice, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Yeah, like you have a good name
Dole Scum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

If I may engage you in a normal conversation briefly,
Thoughts on Clichy/Nasri/Fabregas all leaving?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I can see you winning the same number of tournaments that you won this season just gone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

evenin Jeff,
It's a bit shit really. I am losing faith.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Top 4 isn't a given next season either.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

nope

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Right. I'm going to catch some snooze.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

yup

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

damnit
I just noticed this, now you won't read my response from wagon wheels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)

and I'm not culled!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

course not!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

nor me - woo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)

fucks sake why do american TV shows pander to the religious

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I'm back, btw, Jeff:
Dear ________

Yes, we have, on a couple of occasions over the last 30 or so years done a limited edition Orange flavoured Wagon Wheel. Cannot give exact dates but they are remembered.

Hope this helps

Kind regards
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Internet validation!
Go Cavy!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I know!
made me do a RL LOL in the middle of this conference thing I was at.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Everything is up and nothing is down
I had a great weekend, I've had a loverly evening, I just got a very nice email from a good friend, the pub down the road is playing live blues and its drifting in through the window, the world is a loverly place and I'm feeling all Gonz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)

well that's where all teh good cheer went
*grump*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

What's up Cap'n?
tell me all about it, I'm too cheery for bed just yet so i'll give you my ear or shoulder as appropriate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)

ah, nothing
I'm just being a whingey emo.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Oh noes
This is not good. You seemed quite happy at the weekend, I saw you skip and everything.

I know lets sing a song about happy stuff but lets change the words, I'll do the first verse and then you do one, it'll cheer you right up, here goes:

*sings, off key to the tune of My favourite things*

High tech devices and big buxom lasses,
A rusty old bicycle and librarian glasses
Dragon-like creatures with leathery wings
These are a few of my favourite things!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

ah, it's fine
probably just tired and the whole going from lots of people around to no one, except the guinea pigs, but they've been fighting.

black and white photos and trays full of fixer
a big glass of vodka with coke as a mixer
Days when you sit round a campfire and sing
these are a few of my favourite things

(that was tricky, I seem to have lost my touch)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

ha, you got one in while I was typing, nice. :)
my trouble is finding stuff that I genuinely like that more or less scans and rhymes, doggerel I can churn out all day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

that was my problem, too
I actually would have put developer inthere, but it didn't fit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Got bored and did another verse
Reading a good book or listening to metal
Playing with myself, the sound of a kettle
Going to Camden to buy shiney rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

If you don't hurry up and join in I;ll have finished before you get there. story of my (sex) life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

I was only a bit slow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

don't put your self down
I'm sure you're quite bright really. :P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

in fact if anything too bright
I suspect that's your problem.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)

pff! hardly
I'm an idiot who says big words as a smoke-screen.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

when the pigs fight
when my face mings
when my hobby's sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I simply remember that CQ's a cunt
and then I don't Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel sooooooooooo bad!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

yay
(wait? you have a cunt?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Yes
I keep it in my pocket and feed it on dry roasted peanuts. silly girl, I don'y have one of my own, although I borrow other people's from time to time.

However, it a purely figurative sense I am a massive one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I hope it's happy in there
well, that was a lovely sing song, thank you, but I think I should sleep soon - last day of term tomorrow and all that.

nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Nighty Night Cap'n
Feel better soon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

cheers
tomorrow I will be unbearably cheerful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Then there shall be 2 of us
and we shall take over the world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)

You're not as bad as the fucking STUPID magpie lark who is repeatedly flying into my window.
7 or 8 times a minute.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

oh man!
let it in or something, it'll brain itself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

it's already brained itself I think.
It has done this so many times over the last six months that my window is absolutely filthy and scratched. yes, scratched.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

open the window and twat it
wiv a frying pan
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Would if I didn't have to remove a fly screeen to do this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

electrify the flyscreen
simple, my little antipodean friend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Would were it so easy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Everything is possible
with a positive mental attitude, a little mechanical aptitude and a swiss army knife. I have all these things but sadly I am on the wrong side of the planet to help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Breasticles!
I'm off to bet now, sweet dreams OT.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Thanks for that image
Breasts that resemble icicles, straight down.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 2:37, Reply)

Insomnia

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 2:33, Reply)