I didn't get up until ten.
I've slobbed about drinking coffee and watching Top Gear for a bit, now I'm about to hit the shower and get on with some chores.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If only I was a kept man !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I've just taken voluntary redundancy
after 20 years of being a public sector monkey. I feel I'm entitled to a couple of months off before I hurl myself back into the world of work. Fuck, I'm not even going to sign on yet as I'm not looking for anything at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Reilly would be envious !
Just joshing, you enjoy =£
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I intend to.
Right, must get on and get some stuff done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Just tell them your looking for a job as an elephant scratcher

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Knowing his luck, that job would come up, and then he'd be entered into a contract and have to scratch elephant rectum 9-5.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

There are no elephants in the North East.
Well, not if you discount the Bigg Market at a weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)