Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hell is other people.And there is nothing more hellish than those who love a good buzzword.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:19,
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latest was 15 years ago)
our favourite is"...falls naturally out of the curriculum..."
which means "we're giving you more shit to do in your lessons but no extra time to do it in"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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Make one of these for your sector!www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:25,
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hehemight have to. Luckily I don't go to all that many meetings
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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How is playground patrol going? Are you still on the look out for 'that fella' You know, the one who turned your head.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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I don't have to go again until Septemberit's very unlikely I'll see him until then *sigh*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:35,
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Hey, it might be summer by September.You could show off your school holiday tan and he'll be all 'Wow! Captain, with this tan you are spoiling us'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:37,
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What we lack in buzzwords we make up for in acronyms.With this in mind, I've started calling actions with very uncertain timescales SMQs (String Measurement Queries).
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:35,
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I love string theory.I watched an Horizon programme about it once and my head nearly exploded.
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girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:39,
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