I do. They've paid way over the fucking odds for a Skoda, for a start.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's a bit simplistic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

far be it from me to launch lazy and sweeping generalisations
on b3ta, of all places. Imagine!

it's not really that simplistic. I mean, there is a lack of model overlap, sure (assuming you want to buy some ridiculous Q-coded off roader), and if you want high end spec then you need Audi, but a base model A4 and Ocatavia are more or less identical bar the badge and the fact the Audi is considerably more expensive and the Skoda has better spec
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

All cars are inherently gay.


(apart from WWII German staff cars, obv.)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Just because you can't drive and have to take...
..."The Bus"

*shudders*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

*shrugs*
I like reading. And drinking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Plus public transport is a great place to get characters for my angst-ridden teenage poetry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Also a great place to sit on chewing gum, stand in vomit, get stabbed, listen to plebs on the phone
overheat due to over crowding and lack of air con, not be able to listen to radio 4 etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

The Lonely Man by Monty Boyce aged FreeFair and a half.
No one cares.
The lonely man sits on the cold, grey, bus, invisible to all in his misery.
Cold and grey like the uncaring society that failed him.
WHY?????
No one cares.

The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

*weeps*

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

needs moar
The end

Fin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Damn, you are so right.
I've failed.

*cuts*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

+ puts Combichrist on

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*fucks that shit*



*fucks that shit*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

There's already 26 characters for that
They start with A and end in Z.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Indeed
I've caught a couple of mine cruising toilets for cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)