Monty! Monty!
You'll appreciate this LOADS. Went to the doctor's this morning to talk about my frequent dizzy spells, and he thinks the likeliest cause is Labyrinthitis. In the spirit of my condition, and catering to your long-established proclivities, my poem runs thusly;

DANCE MAGIC DANCE

(everyone else can join in now)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Labyrinthitis helmets bouncing off the roof of my mouth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Sorry to hear you've come over a little queer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I bet Hervé wasn't pleased about it either.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I read that as Hergé, and immediately cast Darth as the boy reporter.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Thank god I'm not the only one who made that mistake

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

*bad eyesight fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*misses*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*misses*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

mindpiss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Ouch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Just be glad I didn't try fistbumps
or you might have a black eye.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

fistbumps motorboating
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

motorboating jogging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

And you, pal.
illness only gets you so much leeway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Don't make me sing the rest of the song
I'll do it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

oh, you wish.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

He does have that queer little quiff, after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

There's something about TinTin.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)