it means you're hot for the cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've picked the wrong crowd to quote to, haven't I
If this was from Partridge it would have fucking KILLED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

The Office is fucking shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Agreed.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

No it isn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Comedy is supposed to make people laugh
Not cringe so hard you end up giving yourself a spasm.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

This is why I can't watch Some Mothers Do Ave Em.
Pile of steaming shit that was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Oooh b3thy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That made me laugh more than every episode of that dross I have ever seen, all added together.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*Does a whoopsie*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It did make me laugh. Very hard.
The first time I watched it with Ms Foxtrot, she was cringeing furiously and I was pissing myself. I'd recently quit my office job at the time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That may explain a lot.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

The same goes for Ben Stiller films.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

There's just one problem with that.
Zoolander is a fantastic film.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It's really, really not.
Neither is Meet the Parents, Meet The Fockers, Something About Mary, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

As is Dodgeball
and Starsky and Hutch
and Meet the Parents (only the first one, mind)
and others that I can't think of right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Mystery Men

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Ugh.
I think I managed ten minutes of that film before throwing it away in disgust.

And I fucking love Hank Azaria.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

It is fucking terrible, isn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I had such high hopes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

High apple pie in the sky hopes?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

you are both idiots
it's splendid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Thank you, old boy
Fantastic film. Endlessly rewatchable. How's tricks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

indeed
not too bad, despite a time of upheaval. I watched the new Star Trek again yesterday (brilliant), Superbad (enjoyable) then my mrs made me watch Bridesmaids (mostly shit) and a bit of a film called Just like Heaven (cheesy, girly crap)

you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

How are you fitting this film marathon into your time of upheaval?
Which I assume is related to your forthcoming nuptials. Finished the secondment yet?

Am OK thanks mate. Had a brilliant weekend of dancing but am now left with the malaise of not much to look forward to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

naa, nuptials are mostly sorted
mrs had a minor op yesterday so I was working from home. I've got an interview tomorrow, and mrs has one on Monday. On the plus side, I am also getting a tattoo on Monday.

I am familiar with that malaise. you have my sympathy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Only 51 days til InFest!
Yeah...

That's pretty upheaval-y. Is your interview internal or a "fuck you lot, I'm off" job? I seem to remember Mrs V has little choice but to go looking for work. Is she OK post-op?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

mine is the latter.
she's actually had more success than expected, quicker than expected. This thing on Monday was totally out of the blue. Hopefully it will be excellent news.

Yeah, she's fine. Just got a couple of additional holes at the moment. She had gone pink from being smeared with iodine or something which was quite amusing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Excellent sympathy for her plight there
Set the tone for wedded life nice and early, like.

Glad to hear it, on all counts. What tattoo are you getting?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

a picture of Roy Orbison on my arsecheek
or possibly this: www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/tattoo.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Stupid work firewall means I can only take your first answer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

New Star Trek is excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Dodgeball is superb
Starsky and Hutch is shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)