I have a pastrami, jarlsberg and salad wrap
I am still eating leftover picnic stuff from when we went to Wimbledon last week...
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

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Probably the best lunch in the world.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I don't like lager
'orrible stuff. Also, it'd make my wrap really soggy.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Good larger's OK
but what they sell in this country is rarely good and Carlsberg is the worst, tastes like sweat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

if your sweat tastes of lager
you should probably drink less lager
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I drink hardly any larger
mostly bitter and ale, but I had Carlsberg as a work Christmas do once as it was free and it tasted like warm sweat. I've had some rather nice German larger, but they have Purity Laws about such things, big surprise there then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

So...drinking Carlsberg
and licking a chav who's been drinking Carlsberg... pretty much the same thing?

Nice. I think I'm going to go and throw up a little bit now.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)