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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New message stolen from my own facebook feed
so apologies if you've already seen it.

I just 'picked up' after my dog while we were out playing, and I went to get my hand sanitiser out of my bag. Of course the bastard thing goes off all over my hand.

Is this premature sanitisation, or am I just too sexy for everything?

Alt: lunch. It's about that time, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:02, 205 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You pick up your dog's poo with your hand?
Don't you use poo bags?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Ugh she really is Northern.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I hardly think you're in any position to take the moral highground on poo.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
How rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
ewwww no!
Not only do I use a bag, I also use a scooper. I just like to make sure my hands are germ-free before I inadvertantly touch my face or something.

Ewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
You're not one of these germaphobics are you?
Germs are good for you. I was fed a diet of germs when I was growing up and I'm as healthy as an ox.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Not especially
There are probably more germs around the house than on the outside of a poo bag. I just do it 'in case', really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I think it's worst if you pick up someone else's dog poo with your hand.
At least, that's what I gather from the reaction I got when I went to the park and picked up a dog poo on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
you are so right
I always pick up after my dog but am horrified if I pick up the wrong one!

ALT: 4 McCain's Hash Browns and a fried egg
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Haha
Alt: 2 chicago town pizzas
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
internet fatty cliche

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
alt: a cheese bap and a ham bap

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
You can't have it both ways, Lighty.
Cheese, OR ham. Not both.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
They were small baps
but perfectly formed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
not like mine then

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
dap a doo wap

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
BAPS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
black american princess?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
that's actually quite funny and I may steal it
alt: I had left over pasta salad for breakfast and now my mouth tastes like I've eaten a clove of garlic.

also, yay day 2 of boss acting like a doucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
PUT YOUR PHONE IN YOUR CAR.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
IT IS!!!!!1!!!!!11!
Today, at 8:03, I was instructed to clean behind my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
time to take violent action

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I think I should just find a new job.
I know a few people that work at one place that may be able to help get me a jay oh bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
do it!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I'm one of those pathetic people that has no faith in themselves.
So, even though I say "I'm so ready for a new job and I'm looking RIGHT NOW!!!! " it's likely I'll stay here until I'm fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
you have to MAKE THINGS HAPPEN!
doesn't matter if you fail, matters if you try.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Would yo mind telling me that on a fairly regular basis?
My last few ventures into the job market have been spectacularly demoralising. The last couple haven't even bothered to send me a 'fuck off and die' letter. I'm beginning to think I am completely unemployable.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I know that feeling well
the problem is that most of my apps go through websites and to get a response is rare indeed - I have been looking since January and am mightily hacked off and worried about it all. We just have to keep trying!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I have started and failed or at least not done well on so many things
you wouldn't believe. But i reckon the only time you can call it a proper fail is when you've given up and found yourself watching x factor as the highlight of your day and just beating out the days of your life looking for more things to buy and half-assed scandals to be faintly surprised by.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
*worries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
my life feels like it's been diminished completely just by reading this one post

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
*underachievers high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
sorry
I didn't mean it like that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
But behind your desk is tidy, so surely that's something.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Ditto
or rather, I'm beginning to think I'm unemployable, rather than that you are. Except I have no excuse whatsoever not to be getting interviews, which is rather more worrying.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
My trouble is
I have been self-employed for nine years, and I now want to get out and change careers. But the stuff I want to do, I have no experience in, and the stuff I could do with my eyes closed, I'm over-qualified for.

I need to know the Right People.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
So what is it you'd like to do?
EDIT: You might find this site useful tinyurl.com/6keupzx
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Something creative
that narrows it down, I know. I just have a really low boredom threshold. I can't bear the thought of doing the same thing every single day. At least now I can take myself off somewhere if I feel like it, and I choose what to sell and when to sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I suggested you apply to Aardman a while back, did you send them your details?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
No.
The jobs they were advertising didn't really appeal, to be honest.

Did I also mention I'm really picky?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
No, you didn't mention you were really picky.
But it might be worth taking a slightly longer-term view on this, if - for example - Aardman was the sort of creative place you wanted to work, then taking anything on offer there would give you a foot in the door and then give you the chance to 'know the Right People' so that when something comes up that you want to do, you are in the right place to take advantage of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
That's true
and I don't want you to think I don't appreciate the advice.

A friend of mine took a job as a receptionist at a national newspaper out of university, and he's now a sub editor, so I know the principle works.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
or this one
www.skillset.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
can you sneak in a bit of voluntary work
to get the experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Yes, well that is the trouble
and presumably the reason why you are struggling to find something appropriate. I do not have that trouble and am still struggling. I applied for a data entry job yesterday. Fucking data entry. I don't wish to sound so far up my arse that I'm echoing, but that's so far beneath me that if I were to shit on it, my poo would burn up in the atmosphere some distance before it ever saw the actual job.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I know what you mean though.
That's how I ended up working in a shop for three years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Minimum wage wouldn't even cover my bills
and frankly it's appalling that a science graduate from a Russell group university with a good few years of experience should even have to consider it.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
just keep in mind that it's a means to an end
summer before last I worked on a race track taking bets. Last September I was applying for a job in a petshop
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
^this
I've done all sorts of shitty jobs. Granted I don't have your qualifications but they were never meant to be career choices, just a way of keeping working.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Yes, but I rather thought
that having busted my balls to get through university, getting all the relevant experience I could along the way, then having busted my balls to get my first research post and a foot on the career ladder, such as it is in my chosen field... that I wouldn't then be facing the prospect of falling off said career ladder at what is basically the earliest fucking opportunity.

Perhaps I was naive.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I will do what I have to
that doesn't mean I have to like it, or that I can't complain vociferously. I am already looking at moving in to a houseshare, despite the fact that the thought of giving up my flat, my space, my privacy and my garden makes me want to burst in to noisy toddler sobs.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
totally.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I have lived on my own for 7 or 8 of the last 10 years
you have no idea just how horrifying I find the thought of living in a houseshare again after all this time.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
But berk, a new place might mean no storage heaters.
however, jesting aside. It is criminal that this country is prepared to invest in people so that they can qualify as scientists, but then remove the funding that allows these people to use their significant skills.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I feel your pain.
If I wasn't married, I'd probably be back at my parents' by now.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Eugh
there is just no fucking way. I'd rather live in a box than move back home; there is just. no. fucking. way.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
There was a time, last year, when
if it wasn't for my dad paying my rent, I couldn't have moved out of the ex's house. There was no way I'd move in with them, even if they weren't 250 miles away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I hope everyone else is cleaning behind their desks as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I'm the only one with a desk!
Horrible bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Blatant discrimination right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I'm threadjacking to brag.
I had a doctor's appointment this morning. After 15 years of drinking, smoking and sitting around doing nothing, I'm as strong as an ox.

Eat that, Health and Safety Executive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Genetics innit.
You're just a lucky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Yeah, I have my grandfather's genes
Strong heart, killer immune system, good teeth, lived til he was 86.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Conversely, I don't drink much, have never smoked, and... yeah, I don't do any excercise,
and I am shot to buggery.

This is not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You should drink, smoke
eat retarded amounts of crap and do no exercise. I'm living proof that it's good for you

Edit: I have no fillings, neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Just look at Monty
The way that boy carries on he ought to be very, very unwell...but he isn't.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Certain kinds of people have heroic constitutions for drugs
Look at Iggy Pop. He is no mortal man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Keith Richards is another case in point here.

(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Keith Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I'm working on the bad food part
with my stunning lunch of Super Noodles with frankfurters in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
That sounds fucking filthy, you'll be fitter in no time.
*fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I did the same recently
went for a health check and I'm in great condition.

Drinking, smoking and lazing FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Fuck fruit and vegetables and water and exercise, Vippers
it's Health and Safety gone maaaaaad
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I hear some people do fuck melons

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Warmed up no less.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
he might want to shit in his first

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Terrible bullying
Just because I'm the next stage in evolution :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

next? or last?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
you just make everything spurt
alt: cheese toasties, probably. Makes a change being able to join in a lunch thread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Woo Hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
yeah! Totally didn't go back to work after the graduation
I miss the cap and gown already, though. I want to wear them always
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
no one is stopping you.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
they wouldn't let me take it with me
also, my head of school said it'd be dangerous in the darkroom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Costume shops, costume shops....
Yes I can see that, but you never know, I can be clumsy as hell in normal life but i'm fine on a bike, so you never knwo.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I might just make one
and I bet I could get a mortar board from ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I have one you can borrow :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
woohoo!
I wish I'd been clever enough to go to a proper uni that did stuff like that. Being in the academic parade thing today was as close as I'll ever get
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I have a pastrami, jarlsberg and salad wrap
I am still eating leftover picnic stuff from when we went to Wimbledon last week...
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

j

C

Probably the best lunch in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I don't like lager
'orrible stuff. Also, it'd make my wrap really soggy.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Good larger's OK
but what they sell in this country is rarely good and Carlsberg is the worst, tastes like sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
if your sweat tastes of lager
you should probably drink less lager
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I drink hardly any larger
mostly bitter and ale, but I had Carlsberg as a work Christmas do once as it was free and it tasted like warm sweat. I've had some rather nice German larger, but they have Purity Laws about such things, big surprise there then.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
So...drinking Carlsberg
and licking a chav who's been drinking Carlsberg... pretty much the same thing?

Nice. I think I'm going to go and throw up a little bit now.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Alt: rye bread, cheese, quorn and tomato sammich.
Apple and Haribo starmix.


This is my default lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
You sounded happier with Tuna surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Everyone likes surprises.
Especially if you get a fish with it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
SURPRISE
HALIBUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Exactly!
Like a jack-in-a-box, but instead of scaring you with some grotesque clown figure, it showers you in mackerel.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
That would be a cool birthday present for a penguin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Every present for a penguin would be cool

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
they wouldn't like a live walrus

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
No, but I would.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
have you got a big enough bath?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Good at a BBQ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Trying to get thinner Jeff.
I only eat that now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
+when you aren't expecting it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I'd say "you hot, girl"
You so hot, you cook eygs in they sheyls

Alt:
Cheese selection from Asda and some french bread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Onion houmous and sweet chilli crackers
perhaps with a nice cup of tea.

I'm still feeling quiet and contemplative after watching Into Great Silence
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
*breaths deeply and becomes one with nature*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
It reminds me why I'd never be a religious

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
A religious what?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Just a religious of any sort
I'm having nun of it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
you won't be monk-eying about with that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I Pope this doesn't go on for too long, I'm on the verger of tears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I fort you wos cafflik?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
A religious is the term used for someone
who chooses a contemplative lifestyle like being a monk or a nun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Ah! makes sense now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Gotcha
sorry, was being fick, as you were. Actually, having met you I reckon you'd suit a wimple, make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
what the majority of my hair and face covered?
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Oh dear
that wasn't what I meant at all at all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
your feet like it in your mouth, don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
He does that a lot : )))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Hi Blousie
do you guys have radar or something?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
beep

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Yup!
I'm fully equipped with radar, gaydar and underwater sonic listening devices.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
and
super-sonic-sonar-radar?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
BATFINK!
I loved Batfink!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Yes they do rather
would mentioning my mild nun fetish dig me out or make the hole deeper?

You always seem to turn up when I've just insulted someone accidentally too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I suspect it happens so often
probability dictates I'd be here sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Not as often as you'd think TBH
or not on here, yet anyways, do it a fair bit IRL
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I used to have a nun fetish when I was a lezzer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
To go with the combat boots thing?
How about a nun in combat boots?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Pwhoar!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

*rummages through porn collecting for images to send to Blousie*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I have a brooch of a topless nun made from flymo.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Fimo?
I used to play with that stuff years ago, long enough ago not to think of doing anything dirty with it anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
That's the stuff.
Someone made it for me. It's very good. Little pink nipples and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
nice
do you wear it much?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I used to. I've had it for years.
I may do so again when the time and place permits : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
3 dimensional
porn. Genius.
There aren't many other forms of porn you can put in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
POTD
That's "Phwoar Of The Day"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
did you find yourself eating a lot more Penguins than usual.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
+ out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
back to surprise fish again

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Nun, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
You look positively angelic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Dear god
do you ever wear trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This was for Halloween
The year before I was Harold Shipman
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
yeah, yeah
Not that I pay attention but the only pics I've ever seen of you are this and you in a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
That's because the only other pics that tend to appear are pretty dull
Or me in my retinal destroying t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Haha the hole gets deeper and deeper

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Should just stop digging
or keep going in the hope of reaching Australia?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
dig!dig!dig!
It'll be fun watching you squirm
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
On the advice of 'mlearned colleague Ms. Crunchie
What I actually meant is you'd look kinda hot in a wimple, not that you don't look attractive anyway, not that I'm coming on to you or anything because you're a bit young for me, but that's a good thing, right? every woman likes to look young. *winning smile*

how did that go guys?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

not bad, I suppose practise makes perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

so you're saying I should do this more? Not sure my nerves could take it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

everyone's got to have a hobby, this seems as good as any, and you seem to be a natural at putting your foot in it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

might as well stick to what you're good at I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
hahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I got that way after watching Death Race.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
do movies affect you that way? where you watch and then for hours on end you feel strange?
I get that way sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
books sometimes do that to me
I was a little bit spacey on saturday as I finished a brilliant (and unexpectedly moving) book on the coach
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
On The Coach
The tragic tale of one coach drivers love of cigarettes, short sleeved white shirts and the school children he drives to school everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I think the last time I was like that from a book I was disturbingly hungover and I layed on my friends couch all day
and read the book from start to finish
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
What book was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Tempted by Megan Hart

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Lunch was a 5k run and 45 min weight session followed by chicken and salad wraps with apple juice
a tangerine and some nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
this sounds like internet lies to me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Trufax my dear, I am the exception to the rule that everyone on the internet is fat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
and I'm the exception to the rule that all women over 30 are sex-obsessed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Are they? i did not know that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I say!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I thought juice was really bad for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Who knows Kristabelle?
But I'm bored of water and the other choices are all what you would call "Soda"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I don't think I ever really say I want "soda"
If I want something I want it brand specific, such as "I'd punch a 5 year old for a pepsi right now" not "golly I could certainly use a soda!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Your're are ruining American stereotypes for me!

So you guys are going to run out of money in about three weeks, when your debt reaches $14.5T, how are you, Kristine, gonna help out?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I've got some change in my car.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Threadjack shouty time.
BUNCH OF CUNTS!! UKBA have decided to slap a £50 duty fee on my Galaxy Tab. Twats!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
is that the Galaxy tab that you don't even want as it's the wrong type?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
That's the Galaxy Tab I decided to keep.
I'm not even sure what to do now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Yeah, but I bagsied it.
I shall expect to see it soon.

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
The thing about premature sanitisation is
premature for who, exactly? It was entirely the right time for the sanitiser..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Well, for my money
it could have waited until the nozzle was pointing vaguely in the right direction.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I bet the sanitiser was more interested in spraying it all over like a busted fire hose.
it probably had The Gush.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Broccoli and stilton soup.
He said 'hi' back, b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I suppose now that he's commited digital suicide
I'm going to have to start talking to him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
It's never as harrowing as you expect

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Really?
It usually is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Piss off
And get a job while you're at it!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I *have* a job!
I think you'll find you're the one without.

Also: have you sent Rita a card?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
One of my clients has just dumped on me
i have to complete a brief this afternoon/evening now and it's big :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
big pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Dad pants?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I didn't know you were a gigolo

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
He shat on you?
Kroney, give Ape his log in back, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

in
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Have you any idea how filthy that post is?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
hmmm just realised....
Anyone know how to quickly add week commencing dates into excel? Where oh where is Chompy when you need him!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Don't look at me.
I dabbled with excel decades ago.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I'm not looking Blousie, i'm ogling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
*jiggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

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