I'd buy B3ta
Reintroduce the scoring system for gay jibes, and assign real-life rewards/punishments. First person to get a 10 gets a million. Everyone who gets less than a 10 loses an essential part of their anatomy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've already got dibs on B3ta. 50:50 Split?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Every time I have a vindictive idea to do with B3ta you've got dibs!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Because I'm about three weeks ahead of you mentally.
You're mind is full of dance steps and sequin patterns.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

That is probably the most insulting thing another B3tan has ever said to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

10/10?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You'd do anything for a million pounds

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Pretty much.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptv7AUIT64
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

suck a fart out of prescotts arse...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I said it was insulting
Not clever or funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

you're cute when you're pissed off.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I think I would pay a lot of people to sleep with other people, I'd want video proof of it happening, but wouldn't really watch it, just make sure it actually happens.
Like I'd pay you £500k to go down on Bobby's mum for 3 hours.... she'll get £100k, just to make it more insulting to bobby.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I don't know who she is so crack on pal.
can you give me the address when you're done? slut owes me 29 years worht of pocket money, presents and cuddles.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Vanessa Feltz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

In that case, keep it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

oh fuck I'm Jewish!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

But like the Murphy's...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Beamish Red makes Murphys taste like pooh water.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Oh man, I'm going to hide the fact that I feel bad for you about that by saying "haha, shit mum, gutted".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

cuddles are overrated
/can't show affection because she wasn't cuddled enough
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

hugs are mostly awesome
although they are also mostly awkward and I never know who I'm meant to hug and when and it's really stressful.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Awkwadr if you get a dongle on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I feel more comfortable hugging my friends than my mom.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)