£166m for the next euro millions.
What would you do with the money? I think if I was a phsycic or a time traveler, this'll be the one moment I choose to reveal myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:37, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A £166 million contract on Rupert Murdoch for a start.
Or maybe buy a country. That'd be fun.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Nah', that's a bit silly, because Rupert Murdoch can go "No, I'll give £166.00001m to go and kill [you] instead"
If you want to take out a contract on someone, best make it someone not as rich as you... you could probably do Katy Price in and get change though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I wouldn't waste £166m on killing anyone, no one is worth that much dead to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Can you by an island for that much?
If so I'll buy an island and declare a sovereign state. Quixotia has a nice ring.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

"Island Man With Awesome Facial Hair" is too long, I don't think anyone would recongize it internationally.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

The Isles of Awesome would be sweet though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Nope, it's Quixotia
you can visit if you can pronounce it. That'll be the first test in the long ans stringent immigration requirements, well for men any way, wimmins will have a simple test.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Tell you what
You, and you alone, can call it The Isle of Awesome. And I think I might let you be commander in chief of the army.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Buy a few new houses, new cars, get nice furnishings, put a million in a current account for impulse purchases, get an iPhone, go on holiday.
Thats not all but It would be what I'd do first
(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

how many old houses do you currently own?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Well none. My parents have their house, obviously, and my parents mid wales caravan.

(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Any house would be a new house.

(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You're too young at 'sixteen' to hold property

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I would obviously let my parents have a few million for themselves, they could buy one each.
It would still be like living in my own house.
(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)

You are a caravaning Tory...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Only a harmless 40 ft static....

(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

That is tantamount to child abuse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

If I won, I'd imagine I'd feel quite embarrassed about having that amount of money having not earnt it.
I reckon there would be more satisfaction in giving money away to people and worthy causes, than there would be buying fast cars and trinkets that I'd never fully appreciate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Yeah but you would buy a shit load of new toys and get cunted first right?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I don't know how much you could expect to earn in interest from an invested 166million
A fair income I'd imagine, probably to the point where bar the odd thing, you'd make more in a day than you'd ever likely needs/want to spend in a day.

Of course, I'd get a fancy car and some new toys, but I'd have more fun getting Monty the George suit and making him wear it for the night whilst DJ'ing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I'd probably wipe out one of the more easier-to-fix deseases, is there anything that could be cured for, say, £75m ?
I wouldn't go after any of the big names, like Aids or Cancer, something small that could be treated with drugs rather than operations, I donno, do people still get Shingles?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

so which good causees are getting helped first?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I honestly don't know Captain.
Probably family and friends.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I think that much would be more hassle than anything
I'd like to own some forest I could live in with all my friends
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Be honest
ive arp
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

OK, so that would be a part of it
Id like to live somewhere nice, though and take people on photography tours.

Oh yeah! and I'd have my dead media lab - it's got a darkroom where I can print and process all sorts of old photo stuff (I'd mix my own chemicals for fun) and computer systems which would be able to read any digital imaging media. ref. Bruce Sterling
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

then I'd do a phd

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

You've given this actual, serious thought
Mumsnet is thataway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

the dead media lab
is something I've wanted to do for ages. I'll probably do it even without 166 million

why must I go to mumsnet :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Oh, I don't know, something about breasts
Sorry, I'm knackered and fed up of work, am not making much sense. Oh, I've got Labyrinthitis! Yes, let's play the Bowie in spandex card again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

You could buy Nottingham Forest
And then close them down. That would annoy Darth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I'd buy B3ta
Reintroduce the scoring system for gay jibes, and assign real-life rewards/punishments. First person to get a 10 gets a million. Everyone who gets less than a 10 loses an essential part of their anatomy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I've already got dibs on B3ta. 50:50 Split?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Every time I have a vindictive idea to do with B3ta you've got dibs!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Because I'm about three weeks ahead of you mentally.
You're mind is full of dance steps and sequin patterns.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

That is probably the most insulting thing another B3tan has ever said to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

10/10?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You'd do anything for a million pounds

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Pretty much.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptv7AUIT64
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

suck a fart out of prescotts arse...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I said it was insulting
Not clever or funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

you're cute when you're pissed off.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I think I would pay a lot of people to sleep with other people, I'd want video proof of it happening, but wouldn't really watch it, just make sure it actually happens.
Like I'd pay you £500k to go down on Bobby's mum for 3 hours.... she'll get £100k, just to make it more insulting to bobby.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I don't know who she is so crack on pal.
can you give me the address when you're done? slut owes me 29 years worht of pocket money, presents and cuddles.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Vanessa Feltz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

In that case, keep it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

oh fuck I'm Jewish!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

But like the Murphy's...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Beamish Red makes Murphys taste like pooh water.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Oh man, I'm going to hide the fact that I feel bad for you about that by saying "haha, shit mum, gutted".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

cuddles are overrated
/can't show affection because she wasn't cuddled enough
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

hugs are mostly awesome
although they are also mostly awkward and I never know who I'm meant to hug and when and it's really stressful.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Awkwadr if you get a dongle on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I feel more comfortable hugging my friends than my mom.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I would buy lots of art and travel a lot
I would eat in the finest restaurants and stay in the finest hotels, I'd also pay off Monty's debts...



...then bankrupt him again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

buy art, eh?
If you win, I think you should take an interest in modern photographic art. It's where it's at
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Interesting, is it by a well known artist with potential to increase in value?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

er, yeah, why not?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I'd start a radio station and have Monty choose the playlists

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I'd do that but make him do an hour of Bowie, U2 and The Clash
every day and stuff he actually liked the rest of the time, but he'd only get to do the rest if he did Bent Hour first.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

yeah and he has to pick a chart song of the week and play it once everyday on his show

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I'd do the same, it wouldn't be connected to anything, I'd get a granny to call up once a month to request Eagle Eye Cherry and tell Monty that he has to appeal to our users more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Damn
and I thought I was evil...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I thought you were Spanish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

defintely buy my parents a new house and some property
then I'd live on the property
above the garage or something
we'd have an inground pool, and some cleaning crew
I'd have a massive party but it'd be byob and that would be funny
probably get mah hurr did
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Dream big Krizzibaby, dream big
You're not the Fonz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

like what would you have me say?
I'd DEFINITELY hire N-Dubz to play at my party. And then even if it were just me, I'd have an AWESOME time
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

But don't you want your own house, not just an apartment above the garage?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Yeah probably but I like my parents and I'd rather be living with them than living where I live now.
If I had my own family I'd probably have my own house.
I might buy a husband. Can you do that?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Yeah sure, i can't imagine living with my parents or even so near that they were always popping in for a cuppa
i like my independance too much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I had complete and total independence, I could come and go as I pleased
I payed rent and helped around the house, about the only thing I can do now that I couldn't do then was bring a guy back to shag
And I don't even do that now.

I'd like my own house now but I can't afford that.
Besides we're talking about a fantasy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)

ugh what sort of loser fantasizes about living at home

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

You should be less harsh on yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

On another note I would probably give at least good 10% to charity and other social causes.
I'd save a bit, invest a bit, spend a bit.
(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

oh okay, NOW you want to donate to charity

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)

well, a bit but also to "and other social causes"
May or may not include social enterprise, pressure groups, political parties...
(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:17, Reply)

I would give none of the capital to charity, but invest a %
and use the income to donate to charity. this allows you to keep the capital and claim the charity payments as tax deductable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Buy Monty's house for him, let him live rent free. Then pay for a lawyer to grind out a better custody agreement with his ex.
Stick £1m in the bank for Aber's baby.
Buy a restaurant for Gonz/Al/TLiC and others to have an unlimited budget in.
I'd pay for Jeff/Bobby/Sportscow/Darth to visit Anfield. They'd then be able to see what football trophys look like.
Buy BGB a private candlelit dinner with Jeff Bridges.
Buy Rswipe a lifetime supply of Diet Coke, on the condition she lets her trainee eat bacon again.
I'd fly Kristine over here, and then make pay for everyone to come to a massive bash.

I'd give my parents and family a million or so each, put trust funds away for the kids too, as well as my best friends daughter.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I'd buy Green Day and bum them at anfield.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Please do
But shift it to Goodison instead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:54, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

give us an evening thread Jeff.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'll give some thought to an evening thread.
But I'm quite hungry at the moment and I'm thinking about dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)

why not incorporate that into the thread?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Nah.
I'm sure people aren't interested.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:55, Reply)

oh boy, I like being thought of!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I never knew you were American!
May I ask, do you have any British connections that would draw you to the humor of this site or do you just "get" B3ta anyway ?
(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:57, Reply)

That is generous!

(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'm a generous guy.
It's the reason I'm so fucking skint, but ah well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:54, Reply)

give some to all my friends and family
build a fucking awesome house. Never do an office job ever again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Buy a massive house
And then fill it with every product from this site: www.thisplanetearth.co.uk/main/

I think a Weeping Angel in the garden would be fucking excellent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:10, Reply)