Morning Benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning!
*waves*

How are you today?
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm good thanks Blousie.
I was suffering with some sinus related face-ache yesterday. But today I feel good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Where did your name come from Jeff?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

It's cause he fucks dogs innit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

is he called Jeff though?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Interesting...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Shockingly, I don't believe that BGB is called Big either
Nor I Sport
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I am however a giant ape, it's my massive fingers that make typing so difficult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

This explains everything

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

JEFF!
Am I right in thinking there's currently loads of gorillas on display in Bristol, all painted in different styles by different artists?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Yes Darth.
There are.

Are you wanting to get the bad AIDS from 'source'?

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/pictures/Wow-Gorillas-Bedminster/pictures-12891496-detail/pictures.html

More monkey stuff.

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Gorillas-flotilla-arts-trail/story-12882913-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I thought that as a Bristol City fan
it may interest you to know that the artist commissioned by the club to paint the gorilla at Ashton Gate is my girlfriend's sister.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

And that would be The Sarah Jane Adventures, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Feel free to use her real name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*fires up facebook*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

You can fuck right off
Actually her profile pic isn't of her anyway, which is just as well. Don't want you drooling into your keyboard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

that is a daily occurance I'm afraid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Never mind Joey
There's plenty more shoes where that one came from
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Happier now?
Her name is attached to the photos I linked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Totally didn't notice that
Thank you for the edit. Most cunning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It's like those elephants from a couple of years ago...
I hope the ones in bedminster are nailed down, electrified and covered in barbed wire, they might last the night then.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

We had the elephants here in Norwich
The sister-in-law did one of the lions in Bristol last year too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Some local artist did a community piano project a few years ago
Where pianos were left all over Bristol for the community to use.

The first thing the kids in Bedminster asked him as it was being installed was, 'As it's our piano, can we set fire to it?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

hahahahaha
fucking hell. A friend of mine used to work in Lloyds on east Street and would often have people coming in to take out their last £3.24 or so
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Here you go Apey. I knew I'd read the story somewhere
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bristol-vandals-smash-piano-s-played/story-11303040-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)