Would you say that you are whipped? Or are you your own man who does what he wants, when he wants?
.... that and other verious conversations that could lead to an arguement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sorry Gonz, are you talking to DJ or me?
In my case; yes and no in that order. As has been repeatedly pointed out, I am punching well above my weight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

He's trying to release Roota from my shackles
Gonz is a noble gentlemanly sort you see.
( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Oh, the Lusty tactic
At least he doesn't discern amongst B3tans

*adds Gonz to list of B3tans who will never meet Ms Foxtrot*

That's a hell of a list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

So he's hedging his bets with your fiancee and your sister?
Maybe it's you he wants. Have you thought about that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Haha, I love the replies to this like you've all only _just_ worked out that I really really just want to have an affair with pretty much anyone on here who's female.
But naturally I'm only being serious about [name], and everyone else I'm joking about. Yeah' baby, it's you I want, I'm just harmlessly flirting with everyone else, they have self esteem issues and I thought I'd help out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oh wow, oh my goodness, I have an uncanny ability to cockblock myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

He's the one I'm trying to split up with his misses, not you*
Don't get me wrong though, I think she'd be quite hurt by that, I don't want that. I figure they're deeply besotted with each other, which means you can get away with most things. I reckon she could get away with a sorired affair and he'll take her back, he'd be mad not too, so really no-harm-no-foul. It makes sense really, could bring them closer together or something, I don't know. I'm just being incredably self serving.


* "... you'll do that all on your own." is what I wrote after that, more for the harsh-lulz. I don't really know anything aside The Three Facts about you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

AAAND, and, if she does have an affair, then he'll be able to throw it up in arguements....
... "I MAY HAVE FOGOTTEN TO PICK UP THE BREAD ON THE WAY HOME, BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T FORGET TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH GONZ", I'll be doing him a favour really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Allow me to furnish you with some more
I really like football
My mental arithmetic skills are excellent but nonetheless of zero use to me
My missus is too good for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

If your mental arithmetic is so good, what's the two highest numbers you can think of and add them up, in your head?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Dunno

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I had to google this, but here you go...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)