My mate Matt calls his wife his brown eyed girl
and leaves post its all over the house saying things like "I love you, my brown eyed girl" and it makes me want to puke every time I see it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:25, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

is that because he spends so much time in her "brown eye"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

STOP ANTICIPATING ME

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

yessir
*wipes off lube*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

...and she has blue eyes?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Oooh I haven't heard that song in ages!
I must rectify this immediately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

"rectify?"
Was that the third in a series of increasingly subtle anal sex jokes?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Van Morrison has been a shit-awful cunt-end since he left the superb Them in the 60s.
Astral fucking Weak more like. And don't get me started about fucking 'Moondance'. Fucking 'Mooncup' more like: it's GASH and he's a tedious, self-important padraig with fuck all to back it up.

THE CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Well, I like that one too
So up yours, you rancid old tramp.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

'Gloria' is a fucking tune. 'I Can only Give You Everything' is a fucking tune.
The two 'numbers' listed above are hideously bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Well, I don't care. I like them.
I'm a girl, I'm allowed to like shit music. I can also listen to Michael Buble, and I'm not embarrassed about it.

EDIT: but you're right about Gloria. I've just got that one for my ipod too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

But can you say his surname out loud without giggling?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I liked Here Comes The Night myself
but than I like his later stuff too, and so am clearly bent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

bought my parents tickets to see him a few years ago in the Colston Hall,
he walked on stage 30 mins late, rambled something into the microphone and walked off the other side pissed as a cunt
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

ANNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Is that your 'WOW' battlecry?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

More like
FFS DPS DON'T STAND IN THE FIRE U N00BZ
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'M HOO-OOOOOME!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

THEY'RE GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLK
THEY DON'T DO THAT SORT OF THING
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Christian folk are perviest of all the folk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

NOTW PHONE-HACKING TYPES BEG TO DIFFER

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I thought that's all they did before they got married.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

they became holy rollers AFTER they got married
cheaters
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I bet they are well boring/smug/ boring now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

True! I never see them and they've no real interest in talking to me now.
Probably because I'm a "sinner". Or maybe they just don't like me anymore.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)