When a lady and a man have sex the man ejaculates a fluid into the vagina.
Some of it dribbles out of the lady and onto the sheets thus causing a wet stain.

It's not very nice to have to sleep on it afterwards.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dr.Blousie is now is session

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

for fuck sake how much fucking dribbles out for it to be considered a wet patch?
I assumed it was when the man pulled out and didn't ejaculate in you that would cause the wet spot.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

a "catholic baptism" as it's known

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Tell ya what
In addition to screaming "Kristine with a K!" next time I am with a lady, I shall also attempt to make the wet patch "K" shaped.

I think this should be the new answer to 'Most romantic thing you've ever done for someone'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You can't quanitfy that sort of thing K.
It's either wet, damp or dry.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Never had that problem.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Really?
Must be a help with not having to wash sheets all the time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Well I tend to use condoms. I don't take birth control pills because they're made of hatred and evil.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Ah! that would be it then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)