Who will also shag you, and then offer to wash your back in the morning.
Barry. You aren't getting any younger, the Fulham youth/Nigerian Whites won't offer you this opportunity.

Get involved!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fear of rejection/being mocked, init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You won't know unless you take a chance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Don't be soft.
If she blows you out, at least you won't spend time wonder what might have been.

If she does give you the brush off, then it'll make pulling her the next time all the more fun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Good point. I know what will happen, I'll add her eventually and then do this being so excited
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tULEw9VBPI&feature=related

In the meantime I've just bought an Oliver Spencer cardigan I can in no way afford to take my mind off it. It's bloody ace, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Get in there and ram it up her pie, son!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:53, Reply)