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when are you too old for posters?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:03, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I still have a poster at my parents house in my old room.
It's this one.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
lezzer

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I also had one of a topless justin timberlake

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Tha poster could have been of anyones legs!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
i'd recognize those sweet pins anywhere

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Depends what poster it is Bobby
An ordinary poster stuck up with blue tack indicates an age of fifteen, if it's something decent and framed it's for all ages
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I don't know if I like framed posters.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)
framed posters are for when you're pretending you're a
grown up but you're clinging on to your youth
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
this, it smacks of desperation.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)
THISMAKESNOSENSE

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
you are correct.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
perhaps everyone should do what the fuck they like
in their own houses
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Fritzl style

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
IT DEPENDS WHAT POSTER IT IS
I got one last week for a John Squire exhibition and had it framed to go with an art print wot I got there
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
But what if someone felt that passionate about power rangers?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
then they have bigger issues than whether or not they are too old for posters
framed or not
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
each to their own and whatnot.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE IS YOU'D RATHER HAVE A FRAMED POWER RANGERS POSTER THAN A BANKSY POSTER

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
no,
I do have one poster, it's a world map because at the time I couldn't afford a proper one. My friend is 32 and still has lots. It puzzles me.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
i have nothing on my walls
because I wasn't gong to live here long, but now i've been here 1 1/2 years
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Prick me and do I not bleed
The Cassandra metaphor is applied by some psychologists to individuals who experience physical and emotional suffering as a result of distressing personal perceptions, and who are disbelieved when they attempt to share the cause of their suffering with others.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
basically you are a whiney bitch who has a tantrum when you don't get your own way.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
IFONLYPEOPLEWOULDLISTENTOME

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I don't have any because I feel like I can't decorate my room because I don't own the house.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I hear you pebbledashed the toilet last night

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I don't even know what that means so obviously I didn't do it.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
you probably don't want to google that

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
tell me what it is :(

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
pebbledashing in the proper sense is
a pebble coating to the outside of a house. My house has it, I think most in Wales do.

Pebbledashing a toilet is when slightly liquid poo splatters the insides of the bowl od the toilet
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
that's disgusting

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
i know
houses round here look grim
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pebbledash
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
a proper power rangers poster?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
damn straight.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
*puts hand symbol for L on forehead*

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
lezzer

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
you're just mad because I get more pussy than you

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
*wanks over pink ranger again*

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
my bro has some great posters of old school surf films like Endless Summer and Big Wednesday
they look great in frames.

You are oft maligned Rory, and I for one can't understand why.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
:(
It's my cassandra complex
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
you're the last human on earth
and almost entirely flat?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
durr
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1270747
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I have a framed Ziggy Stardust album cover poster, a pop art type one of buddhas and a Fridah Kalo art exhibition.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Yerr shit like that man

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'm going to the offy in a minute.
Anyone want owt?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
MOAR vodka

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
How much do you want?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Some gin please

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I'll bet you'd love a Beefeater!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
enough to drown russia

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
also
a creme egg
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Okay.
A litre of vodka and a creme egg.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
wouldn't want to drink all that vodka on a empty stomache

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
A new life.
I have $5, hope that covers it.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Sure.
$5 would probably be enough for a few cans of Spesh, and I reckon they'll have some old boxes I can have as well, so you'll get booze and a home for your five-dollar!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
and he'll piss on you for free

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
hey now, I charge for that sort of thing

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
my friend wrote a song about a girl who would pisson him for money
and now I have that as an earworm...thanks
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
you're welcome
could you clarify which was the payer and which was the pissee?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
she charged "just one silver"
to "let is flooooowww"
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
he actually paid her to piss on him
why?
for sexual gratification? or just pure curiosity?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
the former
apparently the bit about being charged isn't true, but the being pissed on is.

he's the guy who had the dream about a cat. Have I told you that one?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
jesus crunch
are any of your mates sexually normal?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
that may sound more judgmental than it was meant
if so then sorry
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
it's the same guy! Anyway, perhaps I should post this now. This is directly from his live journal about 4 years ago
"It's starts with me and [friend's name] going to see a friend. He's not in. He's away at work. However, his Cat is home.

Not a large cat, a normal small cat. (EDIT: as in she was a cat. JUST like a cat. Cat sized, cat shaped, with a cat head and body. The only diffrence was she spoke and had breasts.)

But she is wearing underware. She haD white fur by the way.

So I start flirting with her.

She then removes her bra (here we go..) and I proceed to place my lips around her smooth, nippleless cat breasts.

I do this for a while, she seems to like that, and then I remove her panties.

Now we get REALLY detailed.

I start to go down on her. However, as she is a cat (quite cute I might add) she has a rather small, well, vagina (and clit) so I have trouble finding the entrance (frustrating obviously) but I continue on for a while, her back arching, obviously enjoying it (that's something I guess;)

I then wish to enter her (how Im gonn ad this after not being about to find the hole I have no idea) but I can't as I don't have a condom... so... I send Woody to get one. That's right, starnger and stranger.

So I continue to play (I believe I may have fingered for a bit. Sorry, told you it was bad) until he comes back...but by then it's getting on and the guy is coming back from work...so I have to stop. No entry for me. I have to kiss and leave. I don't know if she was frustrated by this, maybe she was, maybe she wasn't. "
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
: /

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
yeah
I know. All the comments were about him being a furry, he defends himself by pointing out she was a REAL cat.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Riiight...
how long were you with this guy?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
THIS IS NOT SOMEONE I WENT OUT WITH!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Oh, sorry
thought you meant he was the chap from the other night with the medals and stuff.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
no - a very different person
even larpers have more than one friend
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I know that
you probably have tons more than me, I have a bout 3 or maybe 4 I could count on.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
i have 3 or 4 I could count on
to tell inappropriate stories/do inappropriate things at any given opportunity
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Sounds like me
I can usually think of something inappropriate.

unrelated, I do Like Ian Dury.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
i don't think, then do something inappropriate
Ian Dury seems to have been pretty cool (there was loads of stuff about him on radio 6 a while back) but largely it all passed me by
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Nope, you've lost me.
I only got into him recently, he was a bit 'soft' in my yoof as i was a slayer fan.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
my point was that I don't have to think of something inappropriate to say
I just do it by accident
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
pass me the tissues!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
it's for the lulz right?
RIGHT?
THIS CANNOT BE TRUE.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
no, it's true
apparently he was telling his girlfriend at teh time about it next day. She said "perhaps you shouldn't tell anyone else this"
"too late!" he replied as he made a public post on his live journal.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
the scarier thing may be that she didn't fucking dump him

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
To be honest.....
After tentacle porn, nothing surprises me.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
you have to be open minded these days

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
here is a fun fact for you: I've never seen tentacle porn!
I did one time see a guy fucking a fish, but hey, any hole's a goal amirite
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
in real life?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Hahahaha, fuck me.
That is hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
yes and the imagery never really leaves you
there was more to the post, but the rest is about other things. He then ends it with "I still miss that cat"
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
"nippleless cat breasts"
whaaaaaaaaa?!?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)
That depends on your personal preferences and the progress of your maturity.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
my roommate is shit at decorating
she's been talking about how she wants to put some stuff on her walls, and she's gone and put a mirror up, and just bought another one.
I just think that's weird. Why the hell would you want to put a gigantic mirror in your living room, let alone 2 of them? Posters would make more sense to me.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Plus if you put them opposite each other and catch your reflection's eye as you walk past, you'll get trapped in THE INFINITE.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I'd feel like I lived in a nail salon.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Lots of people put up large mirrors in their living room, especially if the room is small.
It makes the room look bigger and reflects more light in from the window.

/home design blog
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
And now that the space shuttles aren't flying anymore, maybe she wants to give the impression she has her own space program.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
It doesn't have a frame or anything. It's just a mirror.
A MIRROR.
IT LOOKS DUMB.
PLUS IT FREAKS ME OUT WHEN SHE WALKS DOWN HER STAIRS BECAUSE I SEE IT ON THE WALL WHERE THERE USED TO BE NOTHING.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm back from the offy.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
good, I need the vodka to remove
the memory of reading the cat story again
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Consider the vodka yours.
They didn't have any creme eggs, so I got you Kinder Surprise.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
that's a bit shit

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I've got you some Spesh and some boxes.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

www.youdopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crank_yankers_yay.jpg
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Woo!
The Spesh will taste better warm.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
SURPRISE!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
The surprise being you get a shit toy and fuck all chocolate.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
What you got?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
A bottle of very average, half-price Pinot.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Better than a kick in the teeth I suppose.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
This is true Blousie.
Are you on the vino this evening?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Nope. Night of drinking Saturday so being good.
Plus I'm off to bed now. Have a nice evening : )
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Sleep well Blousie!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I will give you a big hug if you brought back some Amber Leaf tobacco.
How is it possible to go through a 25g pack in two days? Well, I know why I've done it, but still, it's ridiculous.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
it seems to me from this post
and the bash that there are a disproportionate number of smokers on here
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Remember Captain.
Smoking is big and clever and it makes you DEAD COOL.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
It makes you look cool infront of girls, that's why I do it.
I don't have much else in my arsenal otherwise.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)
only girls who smoke
girls who don't gag and think 'eugh, I bet snogging him would taste bad'
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
when they begin threads with inane questions

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
fuck off bert

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I have a mint Wild Beasts print thing in a frame in my bedroom down here.
Even my mum said it's class.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
You need to get a poster of the MJ statue Barry.
That'll be class.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Past 10PM
time for self-indulgently posting you tube links:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHM2oozNoSY
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
this is something I was previously unaware of
I approve of it
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
your aproval means everything of course
Sticking with the cock rock theme:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1RguQL4jQ

probably best to skip the first 50 seconds or so.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Best song of ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruX1dzsM4Ek
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
hahahah
rock and roll!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
shut up!
I'm very influential, me, and everyone hopes to get my approval before they dare to unleash cultural artefacts into the wilds of the world

ooh tentacles
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Yes dear, of course.
Pure musical class:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe8jJBoEmuY&feature=fvsr
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHg3XBBvcjU
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
this is the tune I put on mix CDs that gets me
threatened with being kicked out of the car
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
G-hey!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRxoaKKftg
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
i suspect I'm not metal enough
I fell on the other side of grunge for hte most part.

Although I did see Motorhead in a park in Swansea once - same festival thing as when I saw a middle aged metal band covering "I should be so lucky"
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
i realise that sounds like I think motorhead are grunge
i didn't mean that
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I do credit you with some intelligence.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
probably more than you do your self come to think of it.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Child, I shall have to post you the complete works
everyone needs motorhead in their life.

Even my mum likes this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqu30NXgUcI
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I like how many videos include
man flesh this evening
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I trust you have seen this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKznZUtKntg
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I've not
starts promising, gets weird, stays weird, I could like this if I listened enough time. puts me in mind of:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw
for no good reason
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
all about the testosterone
Grinderman is Nick Cave's new band (I say new, the 2nd album's been out a while). Less gospel and strange stories and more COCK
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Ahh, that makes sense
I like a bit of nick cave

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiucC7Ehlf0
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
murder ballards is best
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACG9wv69bKU
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Like that too.
Time for something cheery:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=feeVAo-3SNg
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
struggling with happy tunes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEETTedSz0

never mind
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Nice
Have an oldie:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
RAAAHHH!
BOSOMS!

I forgot, I ran a bath some time ago. laters!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Big soft pillowy bosoms.
I'm off too

one last one for anyone still up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrdpliMfoAM
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)
No prizes for guessing who this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgKojghV4Lo
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
are you obsessed, now?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I'm getting up at half eight tomorrow so I can buy tickets for the gig at Brixton next month.
And will miss moving into my new house in Newcastle as a result. So pretty much, yeah.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
berk was saying that she has photos/video from last weekends gig.
You might want to gaz her and ask for it, seeing as you were there. But knee deep in clunge at the time.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
knee deep?
I think he's doing it wrong
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I still haven't added her.
She's going to Lovebox next weekend though and so am I as result. Desperate? Me?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Get on with it son.
The longer you leave it, the less chance of getting another 'go'.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
It's not so much having another go as it is being with someone who shares the same interests as me for once.
i.e music, clubbing and drugs.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
go for it
it's not like the rest of us haven't done dumb things for similar reasons...well...not me...obviously...I'm totally cool...

good luck, dude
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Who will also shag you, and then offer to wash your back in the morning.
Barry. You aren't getting any younger, the Fulham youth/Nigerian Whites won't offer you this opportunity.

Get involved!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Fear of rejection/being mocked, init.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)
You won't know unless you take a chance

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Don't be soft.
If she blows you out, at least you won't spend time wonder what might have been.

If she does give you the brush off, then it'll make pulling her the next time all the more fun.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Good point. I know what will happen, I'll add her eventually and then do this being so excited
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tULEw9VBPI&feature=related

In the meantime I've just bought an Oliver Spencer cardigan I can in no way afford to take my mind off it. It's bloody ace, though.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Get in there and ram it up her pie, son!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:53, Reply)
'going to Lovebox'?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
He's got a lovebox and he's gonna use it.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I recently rediscovered this gem
still rawks
Matthew Sweet - Superdeformed
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
that's cool
some good, creepy photography, too
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
also
this via this
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Never.
Monty has some framed in his house if I recall correctly.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)
monty has never
Had enough spare cash to frame anything!!

FACT!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)
ahaha, I distinctly recall music posters in frames.
I dunno what else he has framed though. :P
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Fucked if I know or care.
I bought two of THESE today:
EDIT: Hmm, link doesn't work. Go HERE
www.houseoffun.com/milkandcheese/index.html
Then click on Original art for sale and look for Milk And Cheese


:D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:05, Reply)

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