The other night Himself and I went to a wedding reception
It was very nice but me false eyelashes kept unsticking themselves. Then I lost at giant Jenga and as a reward he got me an ice cream from the ice cream van they had and it was a 99.
I hate flakes with ice cream.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:59, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hope it had enough 'Dragon's Blood' on it to make up for the inclusion on a flake.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Dragon's blood?
Its monkeys blood man
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

It probably is for you, you live nearer Hartlepool than I do.
'Down South' it's Dragon's Blood.

You wouldn't get AIDS from a Dragon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You might get heartburn though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about
I don't play WoW
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You might know Dragon's Blood as 'strawberry sauce'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Ah! Now you're speaking English
And no. It was skanky chocolate sauce. The only saving grace was the smothering of sugar strands.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Well for future reference. Ask for Dragon' Blood.
Or, if you happen to be in Bristol and are in the process of buying an ice-cream, the correct way to request it is as follows.

'Ere, mate. Don't be shy with that Dragons Blood, mind'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Cheers drive!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Oooh, can i have the flake off your next one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yes you can
I love flakes but they shouldn't be ruined by ice cream.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

99 flakes always taste stale

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

flakey piss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

You need antibiotics to clear that.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

...but a bitch ain't one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

this isn't as good as you want it to be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

As you said to your wife in bed not 24 hours ago.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

They are always a little stale in 99s
the last one i bought cost me 2 fucking quid!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

*Sings*
Just one Cornetto,
Give it, to me.
You must be joking. They're 50p.*

*To think that 'back in the day' a fifty pence ice-cream was mocked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Yes, you are correct
This was free as they'd hired the man with the van for the wedding (all under £200 too).
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

bargin!
i may hire one, just for shits and giggles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

My thoughts exactly.
A quiet Sunday afternoon could become an ice cream fuelled orgy of Mr Whippy's delights.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

*ears prick up*

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

*mini ape pricks up*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

It wasn't near Sunderland by any chance was it?

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

The wedding? No
Kent
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Cadbury's Flakes, I don't mind
When it's the ice cream man's dandruff, on the other hand...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That's why they wear the fetching blue hair nets.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)