There is the long-winded story of the time I took my friend to hospital
thinking that, from the symptoms, he must have appendicitis. And the first doctor to examine him thought I was his girlfriend.

On the plus side, I was right: it was appendicitis, so it's just as well I took him to hospital. On the other hand, I left my good friend in the hands of a doctor who couldn't tell male from female.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is incorrect
the doctor couldn't tell you from a female
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

In fairness, he probably had that long floppy hair hiding his face.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

face genitals
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Cock curtains

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

In my defence, said friend probably has bigger moobs than me
Floppy-haired I may be, but I'm more flat-chested than Keira Knightley...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)