Come on people!
It's nearly the weekend! I need help seeing out the last twenty minutes! Someone say something really fucking funny!

Or we'll have to play I HAVE NEVER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:43, 37 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The Black Sleep is a marvellous film.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

And a marvellous ale.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

yeah, but he betrayed his family.
Walked out on his own blood. The cunt. Even if his beer is better than theirs
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I HAVE NEVER
Said anything really fucking funny!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I wood the missus by putting a sheet over my head and pretending to be a ghost.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You have the strangest sex life.
*Added ghoulies lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Says the dog fucker...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Well, there is that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

et d
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

his head is in the shed*
*does anyone use this phrase other than the welsh? I actually quite like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I can't just turn on my genius
at your command, you know.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Don't make me look for the on switch
I'll do it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

you'll never find it
w00t, action!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*cracks knuckles*
I'm not going to Swansea though. Meet me in PETERBOROUGH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Peterborough,
meet up capital of the UK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Exactly my thinking
It's a test of your willingness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

well, it has been a long time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

OHJESUSITSTHEWEEKENDMYWHOLELIFEANDWORLDREVOLVEAROUNDTWODAYSOFTHEWEEKSHITTINGFUCKINGAWESOMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

perhaps you should do a night class in the week, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

he can't leave the bridge after dark or the scag heads move in.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Played, Pires
Long time since you heard that eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Pires was fucking shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

He was arguably the best player in the world for at least one season.
He was immense you spastic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

He was the most queer french player for a season but that's about it. Wenger couldn't wait to get that mincer out the door.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

ssh now, I can't be arsed to bite. Too tired.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Am I too late?
Has everyone gone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)

not quite

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Woo Hoo!
Evening shift started!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Hey I've been here since about 2:30
due to skipping out of work early and failing to do anything more constructive. I have started my website again, though.

how's you, then? Husband still alive?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I once was here but now I've gone, will be back before too long.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I once saw a monkey doing a poo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I used to be a limur ranger. I've seen loads of ape shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

A huge 'volume' of it, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

what choo chattin bout blood?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

range? volume?
tenuous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

you know what you've done.
Admit it or be RUBBISHED by me on the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I might have done a ninja

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)