Someone told me Tramadol isn't far off morphine - is that bollocks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In my personal experiance, it goes
- Sophadeen Max (OTT, 12/500) x 2
- MR Morphine
- CoCodimol (30/500) x 2
- Tramadol
- Codine (mix with 2x soplhadeen)
- Sevradol (morphine)
- IV Morphine
- ?????? methadone
- ?????? smack
- An evening in the company of Lusty
- A night in the company of Lusty
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Are you saying a night in the company of Lusty is so dull it's like taking a huge dose of sedatives/hypnotics?
I'll tell her you said that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

No that is what she needs for you to get "up to your knees..."

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

In gash?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yep, that's it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

My self-sabotaging knows no bounds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

or depths apparently

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Knee. Can't you read?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I think he's implying it's the biggest high of all.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

He's clearly never tried DMT.
THIS IS A LIGHT-HEARTED JOKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*tries to think of three g1rls^ who's initials are DMT for a foursome*


^ a new term I'm going to try, g1rls and b0ys... to describe the group of a sex of b3tan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's also guarnteed to have you failing to shit properly for the next week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Hahahahaha my God this is getting wronger by the day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Tramadol fucked me up far more than Morphine did.
Morphine was nice, Tramadol really wasn't. You know that feeling you get when you have drunk waaaaay too much and have to walk home. Tramadol is like that.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I had two of them and two pints when I had a bad back
and nearly collapsed on the bus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)