Morning All
I'm about to set off on my early morning commute. I didn't drink at all this weekend but amazingly also didn't argue with the wife. I wonder if the two are connected? Bloody hope not.

What are your plans for this fine sunny Monday?

Alt. Insult another OT member without using their name and see if we can guess who you are talking about.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 7:32, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sympathy reply

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:05, Reply)

long haired toothy dinosaur rocker.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:13, Reply)

Workplace bullying victim sadcore exponent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:16, Reply)

Shoreditch based quending expert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:19, Reply)

You should drink ten pints after work tonight and chin the bitch if your dinner's late.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:20, Reply)

I do all the cooking
Does that mean I can purposely make it late and chin her anyway?
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

He has long hair and does lots of drugs and wears the same t-shirt he's slept in for the last 30 years and his girlfriend has cute Helen Borron Carter hair and I won't mention his name is, on here, Monty....
.... but he's so technophobic that he doesn't even _want_ a thin client small formfactor mobile tablet device.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You need your tablets more than I do - I couldn't deprive you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Nyom, nyom, nyom..... morphine.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Someone told me Tramadol isn't far off morphine - is that bollocks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

In my personal experiance, it goes
- Sophadeen Max (OTT, 12/500) x 2
- MR Morphine
- CoCodimol (30/500) x 2
- Tramadol
- Codine (mix with 2x soplhadeen)
- Sevradol (morphine)
- IV Morphine
- ?????? methadone
- ?????? smack
- An evening in the company of Lusty
- A night in the company of Lusty
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Are you saying a night in the company of Lusty is so dull it's like taking a huge dose of sedatives/hypnotics?
I'll tell her you said that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

No that is what she needs for you to get "up to your knees..."

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

In gash?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yep, that's it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

My self-sabotaging knows no bounds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

or depths apparently

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Knee. Can't you read?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I think he's implying it's the biggest high of all.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

He's clearly never tried DMT.
THIS IS A LIGHT-HEARTED JOKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*tries to think of three g1rls^ who's initials are DMT for a foursome*


^ a new term I'm going to try, g1rls and b0ys... to describe the group of a sex of b3tan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's also guarnteed to have you failing to shit properly for the next week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Hahahahaha my God this is getting wronger by the day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Tramadol fucked me up far more than Morphine did.
Morphine was nice, Tramadol really wasn't. You know that feeling you get when you have drunk waaaaay too much and have to walk home. Tramadol is like that.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I had two of them and two pints when I had a bad back
and nearly collapsed on the bus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

loud feline loner shouting from his bedroom

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:02, Reply)

What are the chances, this is the dream one day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

it's nice to have an aim in life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Could you being drunk in any way lead to additioanl arguments...I wonder...
My plans are to work my fackin' tits off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

^this
on both accounts.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Morning gorgeous, did you have a nice weekend?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I did thank you.
Lovely night out in Leeds on Saturday : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I find that very hard to believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Believe it Monty.
There was even a fire alarm drill in the pub to liven up the early evening.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

That was locals stealing the copper wire from the smoke detector

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Rehearsing for later than night when a disgruntled ex-miner hurled a Davy lamp through the window.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Oven glove wanking alcoholic who shouldn't check his wife's internet history

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

fat cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You're not supposed to do yourself Rory! lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Hahahaha you're supposed to pick a single B3tan. This 'carpet bombing' approach isn't fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

The scary thing is I know who you are talking about.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Alt: bender

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Morning dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Pseudo-intellectual elitist
who combines all the best features of social inadequacy with all the wisdom of youth. Plus a frankly shocking level of written skill.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Apey's 29
He's not young
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)

One clue of out four
It's gud, burrits nat roight.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I know you meant FreeFair
I was riffing on the "Ape can't spell" idea.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Whenever anybody says "riffing", even in this context.
I get a mental image of a long-haired eighties metal guitar solo.

Just a bit of an insight into my mind, there.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Nowt wrong wi' that
Finally, something we have in common
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

No one wants to see into your mind or your freezer Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You see, whenever anybody says "riffing" in this context
I always think 'what a fucking cunt, something really fucking annoys me about that'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's a bit affected, isn't it.
Edit: Just like an eighties long-haired guitar solo.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Monty, if we all tried to avoid saying everything that vaguely annoys you for no discernable reason
None of us would say anything ever.

And I don't think we want that, do we?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Pseudo? Faux? I have 4 GSCES grade E+, mate.... so get your facts straight first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Not you, either, Gonz.
You're obviously very clever and your spelling is not your fault.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Watch this, I'll show you pseudo-inteligance.
"A company in the Financial Times Stock Exchange has a resonciblity to it's shareholders to increase it's fiscal report standings in order to generate dividants to reward loyal shareholders on a yearly basis. When a company fails to obchieve this objective, yet still gives great fincial bonuses beyond contractual terms to their cheif operation executives, then it is unfair on their initial investors and shows great lack in morel standing both within the financial sector and beyond."

Could someone who's thick come up with a sentance like that? EXACTLY, now go do one, punk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*does one*

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Goggle-eyed gelatinous virgin with no redeeming features identifiable by science

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Narrow it down please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Shan't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Constantly tired, bovine obsessed pisshead who eats constantly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

You're not supposed to do yourself.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah, you'll go blind, that's what I heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

The fact that you could read and reply to that post
Disproves this theory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Scatalogical Anal Shit whore

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Suspicious looking chap similar in appearance to this...
i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j335/rockcbsman/snapshot2.jpg
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

So you write like a child too
Adorable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I fuzzied my writing to make it visible for the webcam.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I see
And how do you explain the eyebrows?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Indian Genes

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Are you saying all Indian people have massive eyebrows?
RACIST

Just out of interest, are you a cricketing man boy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

not really, my favorite sport is association football.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Well that's buggered an entire avenue of conversation over the coming weeks, hasn't it
As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Are you a doghead?
Or dingle, if you prefer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Is that a term for a Wolves fan?

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yes
it's interesting they all begin with D - doghead, dingle, delusional...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

delusional?
3 seasons in the prem is already a reality.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

But they're constantly "we're going to be challenging for Europe" at the start of every season

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

But Yes.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

CHUBBY CUNT!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)