I can see why you're moving while you still have use of your legs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

C'mon now, is it really so wrong to lick down the gym equpiment?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Or to go on dragons den to get them to create a see-through tredmill that is about 4ft off the ground?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

If the News of the World is allowed to get into someone's telephone voice mail records, is it really so wrong that I break into someone's house when I know they're shopping and steal the contents of the second-from-bottom draw on the bedside table.....
.... and replace it with identical brand new stuff.

... nobody looks at the use-by date on them anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Can people shit whilst they are running?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

No one looks sexy when they're running. FACT.
But I would love to see the pitch.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

False; see Baywatch circa 1994
Donna D'Erico
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

We have a bongle, I repeat we have a bongle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I can kill that.
Just google "Dream of the fisherman's wife".

That will kill this and any future bongles.

Oh, and it's a little NSFW.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I'm guessing that's because they haven't been seen from the right angles.
You could see right up someone's long flowing skirt on one of those. Please don't steal my idea and become incredibly rich on the back of it.... I can not see a single flaw in this invention.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)